Anyone ever try using your best baby pic as your main pic (captioned as you as chick's may think it's your kid) to get more replies? Try it. It lowers their defenses and puts a seed in their mind of what your kids may look like together.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Picking up chick's on POF and Tinder using your best baby pic as main photo.
- Thread starter POFNinja
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your troll advice is getting worse Ninja.
It shows chicks how ugly some dudes got over the years.
Chicks don't care about how cute you were as a baby.
They want to see what you look like now.
"Awww you used to look so cute as a baby."
No reponse after that.
Fail.
It shows chicks how ugly some dudes got over the years.
Chicks don't care about how cute you were as a baby.
They want to see what you look like now.
"Awww you used to look so cute as a baby."
No reponse after that.
Fail.
Pardner said:
More like you’ve gotten uglier over the years which is why you’re projecting your lack of success on the possibility of “what could happen” to others to try and play off their possible insecurities that you have yourself. Are you the authority for what POF chicks will respond to? No? Ok then.
Thanks for playing though.
:yawn:POFNinja said:
Feel bettter Zarky? Did you get all your angry frustrations out? You better come back again to use up your 10 posts.
She's mad she couldn't get any AFC's off POF that's why she has this anger for the forum.
A 3 day holiday weekend and she spent her whole time trolling here. What did she accomplish by doing that? Nothing because nobody cares.
Thanks for wasting your weekend doing nothing.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.