Picking up a 21-year old waitress

[619joe]

Haha I was out with my buddy and these 2 girls (close friends) just enjoying ourselves at a restaurant.

I have a knack for being the funny and random guy so they were eager to see my gay voice in action (I do probably one of the best authentic voices).It has pretty much a 100% success rate in making people laugh so I figured why not do it infront of my friends.The waitress comes by,I do my thang for few minutes and then cut it up.She enjoys it highly and is laughing ALOT.

Few minutes passes by,shes back again.I constantly am not serious.

1.She asks my group what we want to drink,everyone answers pepsi or w.e,and when it comes to me,I respond with "You know what,Ill just have some purified H20"

2.She starts putting the cheese on my pasta and I keep telling her "You missed a spot" a few times.If you do this without laughing but still make it seem like your just teasing,its GOLDEN.

3.She told us she graduated from my HS(which im still at) in 2005.I told her "Wow I graduated in that year too at the same school no way!".She of coarse denied it to which I said..
"Wow thats embarassing,I sat beside you in Math class in gr 12.I kept asking you for help on the Homework but you kept telling me I needed to focus and to stop goofing around".That cracked her up majorily

My group keeps noticing her blushing and looking at our table so they tell me I should go for the kill.I ask her for a pen and piece of paper.She hands it to me,I BS around and draw a crappy car and when she comes back I hand the paper and pen back and say "Here,I want you to draw me something creative".I had a feeling she wouldnt get the hint and i was right, she came back and told me that she tried to draw a hippopotamus but failed so then as we were leaving I told my group to exit first and I just told her "You seem like a cool girl lets keep in contact" and after she said yeah ok,I bugged her about how she didnt get the hint with the pen and paper.Done deal.

This was all done WITHOUT being serious.My friend just briefly asked what school she went to but thats about it.Obviously if I decide to call I tone it down a bit when we meet but I hope this inspires atleast someone who Is seen as too much of a jokester.

 

[619joe]

thanks bro.

I agree man.My friends originally suggested me to draw 3 dashes and to get her to be creative but I just wanted to see if she would get the hint by me just telling her to be creative.I think I read it on this site and I wanted to give it a shot.

I now realise it wasnt the greatest thing to do and yeap probably not doing that again!haaah

 

[Kevin Feng]

Good Stuff!

I think this is the basis for most PUAs out there. The only real "serious" PUA I've met in my life is Mystery, he's very articulate in the way he speaks and if you recall on the show, he held a conversation with girls talking about quantum mechanics.

I remember working with Matador and the first thing he told me was that I was too serious and that "serious pick up artists always fail".

I think the biggest mistake most beginner PUAs make is that they take pick up in a very linear sense, as in they go step by step and forget that they're having a live human interaction. The most important thing I learned from learning with the top dogs is NOT to be serious.

 

[COD]

or a cell phone might work.........its 2009 and your not auditing for PICKUP artist season 3