That was one of the most interesting things that has ever happened to me. I was walking around a little strip mall after the gym and this pretty cougar came up to me and looked me right in the eyes and asked me where I knew her from. Then we chatted for a bit, she told me she had a movie ticket but asked me if I had any better ideas. I told her "yes, let's go get a drink". She said ok, then we went upstairs, got a beer talked for a bit, she commented on how she thought I was sexy and said, let's get out of here after kissing her there. We left, she was rubbing my **** in the way down the elevator, and in the car was playing with her. Took her to my place where she blew me, I f*cked her. We chilled for a bit, f*cked her again and gave her a ride home, which was actually very close to my house. She was SOOOOOO complimentary, telling me I looked like a movie star and had such a hot body etc. ROCK ON COUGARS!!!! She also works at this high end cosmetics place, where there are MANY MANY great targets, so I'm going to try and see if she can hook up the hotties there later and we got each others numbers for some more FB action later. trippy stuff, didn't expect it at all......
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Picked up by a cougar last night.... fun times
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
I love when that **** happens.
I met an asian cougar in Walmart recently. After a quick chat, I suggested I get some wine and go chill at her place. When I got there, she was in high heels, with a robe loosly tied with one tit hanging out, and best of all, she had a porn video playing with to lezies. I basically walked her staight to her couch and started fvcking her.
She calls me now and then and says, "You want come over an play with my pvssy?"
I met an asian cougar in Walmart recently. After a quick chat, I suggested I get some wine and go chill at her place. When I got there, she was in high heels, with a robe loosly tied with one tit hanging out, and best of all, she had a porn video playing with to lezies. I basically walked her staight to her couch and started fvcking her.
She calls me now and then and says, "You want come over an play with my pvssy?"
ahhhh, I love it Mistic. That rocks! It's great because mine is so close and doesn't like her place, and likes to take walks, so should be a quick call for a f*ck whenever I feel like it. Kind of takes the pressure off of everything else and that competitive p*ssy smell should make it easier to bang other plates. TGFC
scorpio1138
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I did that 3 weeks ago...
Awesome!
Awesome!
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
A couple years ago I was banging this cougar with fake tits for awhile. We met when she cut my hair, and we hit it off and agreed to check out a new bar in a neighboring town. When I was at her place to pick her up, I said, "Do you wanna go out, or just stay in and fvck?"
She said, "Close the door."
I think it's dubious how cougars have become so trendy, but in reality they just want to get nasty with you and not give you any bs. Cougars rule!
She said, "Close the door."
I think it's dubious how cougars have become so trendy, but in reality they just want to get nasty with you and not give you any bs. Cougars rule!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Cougar Game is very simple. You're hot, you want to fvck, she wants to fvck, and you know it. You don't neg the hell out of a cougar, they think it's immature.
But it's hot when a woman older than you still expects you to take the lead and make it happen. You don't have to play games with a cougar, they just want to screw.
But it's hot when a woman older than you still expects you to take the lead and make it happen. You don't have to play games with a cougar, they just want to screw.