la-migra-is-after-me
Don Juan
ok so i started getting tutoring for stats this semester, and one day i was there and saw this girl at the info booth. I asked my tutor about her (he's kinda "fruity" so he knows all the hoes there), because it looked like a wedding ring. i asked him and he said that it wasn't likely being that she is only 18. so i decided to do a little investigating on my own.
well a couple of days later (i wasn't able to do it because she was busy orginizing stuff) i ran across a tip here about david d angelo and a pick up with his friend. he asked her if she was married in a different ay (is that a wedding ring on ur finger or do u keep it to ward away the dumbass?) so i thought, hey great timing (weird isn't it lol)
ok so fast foward to today: i went to tutoring again today (last week was midterms and i really didn't need to study, that and i had physics to study for
ok so i get there b4 she does and say to my tutor, iguess ur friend ain't here today, so he said she's coming later and sure enough she does. We make eye contact and i smile but some jackass walking in front of her so she doesn't see it, and i get on with my work
ok finally i decided to do it. i went up to talk to her and it didn't go well. the first time we talked me and her joked alot and ****, now its like she's cold towards me, so i tried to kid around with her and even added a few neg hits...
as i was leaving i go wats ur name ------, so i pause and wait to ask for hers and i say im ---...and then
i tried to get her phone number even though she seemed to be unreceptive and she said: "dude im not even trying to date anyone right now" so i said i just want to be friends geez ur a little conceded aren't u (smiled)...
she was like sorry but usually when someone asks for a number they want to date...so i was like its cool its nice meeting u
and left...dam did that ever go terrible! lol but im happy i did it at least im not going home tonight mad at myself and ****...thats all that counts b/c if i didn't do it i wouldn't probably wanna kick my own ass..but its all good
so remember kids: its better to try and fail than to not have tried at all;
lmiam
well a couple of days later (i wasn't able to do it because she was busy orginizing stuff) i ran across a tip here about david d angelo and a pick up with his friend. he asked her if she was married in a different ay (is that a wedding ring on ur finger or do u keep it to ward away the dumbass?) so i thought, hey great timing (weird isn't it lol)
ok so fast foward to today: i went to tutoring again today (last week was midterms and i really didn't need to study, that and i had physics to study for
ok so i get there b4 she does and say to my tutor, iguess ur friend ain't here today, so he said she's coming later and sure enough she does. We make eye contact and i smile but some jackass walking in front of her so she doesn't see it, and i get on with my workok finally i decided to do it. i went up to talk to her and it didn't go well. the first time we talked me and her joked alot and ****, now its like she's cold towards me, so i tried to kid around with her and even added a few neg hits...
as i was leaving i go wats ur name ------, so i pause and wait to ask for hers and i say im ---...and then
i tried to get her phone number even though she seemed to be unreceptive and she said: "dude im not even trying to date anyone right now" so i said i just want to be friends geez ur a little conceded aren't u (smiled)...
she was like sorry but usually when someone asks for a number they want to date...so i was like its cool its nice meeting u
and left...dam did that ever go terrible! lol but im happy i did it at least im not going home tonight mad at myself and ****...thats all that counts b/c if i didn't do it i wouldn't probably wanna kick my own ass..but its all good
so remember kids: its better to try and fail than to not have tried at all;
lmiam
