Pick up lines

[AgonyUncle]

Ill admit, I think Im going to try and use one or two of these for a laugh

> >Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
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> >Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
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> >My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
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> >Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
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> >Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
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> >If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
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> >You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
> >lightswitch away.
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> >Man - Fat Penguin !
> >Woman - WHAT?
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> >Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
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> >I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
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> >I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
> >this cheap motel room.
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> >Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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> >If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
> >afternoon.
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[Skel]

pick up lines are for people with no game

 

[Chillisauce]

Originally posted by Skel
pick up lines are for people with no game

Its all a matter of context, put on a cheesy grin while you say it and sometimes it works.

 

[Skel]

Originally posted by Chillisauce
Its all a matter of context, put on a cheesy grin while you say it and sometimes it works.

tis true but I was just trying to be a jerk. My morning jerk off if you will.

 

[\O/]

Pickup-lines never work as openers, nor as a way to compliment. It's probably THE best way to blow your chances, although I admit it's alot of fun using lines on chicks.

In sexual rapport and during escalation, fire away! Do this with humor and only use funny and sleezy lines. Make it obvious that you think these lines sucks and that you are making fun of the whole interaction..that way you are just goofing around and being a funny dude While kinoing her all over the place ofcourse

 

[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by Chillisauce
Its all a matter of context, put on a cheesy grin while you say it and sometimes it works.

I agree. Saying this will atleast get the girl laughing then you could follow up on... If she doesn't laugh, she is a humorless ***** who is probably incapable of affection.

 

[Soupar]

Who gives a **** if they work or not, they're funny. If it worked it be in Don Juan Tips.

- Do you work at subway? because you gave me a footlong.

- Mind if i stand over here till its safe where i farted?