"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

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I wanna hear all you DJ's best pick up lines when you see a hot babe when walking toward you or stand close to you anywhere in outdoor public area.

whoever has the best pick up line will be known as DJ's of the month.

Ready go.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"If you give me a blow job right now and here, this will be the most effective PU line and I will surely get DJ of the month"
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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I think it would work better if you'd just offer us money to come up with lines for you.
 

catch

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pick up lines dont work all that good, although ive found the hook up an shut up technique to work well...

its just basically sparking her curiousity, and playing on her need to now... until you drop somthing funny or completely unexpected..

some openers;

you;"wow, ive never seen somthing like that before..."

her;"huh what?"

you;" what! your not saying that you dont know, are you???

her; tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!!!!!!

or

you;" ive just noticed somthing very interesting about you..."

her;" what is it???

you"ahhh. i shouldnt really say..."



well once youve got her going then you just say somthing funny or unexpected, of course it will be made up... thats the whole point...

it can be a funny complement about how she reminds you of chewbacca out of star wars, or it can be that you, for some paranormal reason, can see through her cloths and know about her third nipple, or just the fact that she hasnt had a shave for months... any thing that YOU think would be funny....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DeathDealer

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I had sex with Rookie Of the Year's Mom last night. She owes me $100.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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"I wanna have doggy style sex with you."
 

catch

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death dealer, i dint know you were a rent boy...youve been had...
 

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" You are way too cute not to know me."

I used this on Sat. Got a F-close and two numbers and I only used it TWICE.
The F-close is coming over in the next 10 minutes to give me a "Shiatsu massage."

Trust me, it works wonders.
 

catch

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i like that one shike, ime gona use it, and i could probably guess what kind of reaction i would get from that...

on approach;

me;"ooh la la"

her;"he he,(chuckle,blush) excuse me??"

me;"your way to cute not to know me"


or it would be;


me: "ooh la la"

her; FCUK OFF MONKEY BOY.....
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The person who has the best "pickup lines" is the one who can adapt to any situation and can start a conversation based on location, physical appearance, and body language.
 

thefonz

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"What can i get for 25 bucks? You're not a cop......Are you?"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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TyTe`EyEs

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I just put you at the top of my 'to do' list.


I like that one. :D
 

Luveno

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Hello baybay, you remind me of a barbecue, because you got a hot rack.

Then she'll DEFINITELY have SEX SEX SEX SEX with YOU! Until you DIE!!!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

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