"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pick up gold-diggers using a false business set-up?

Bonhomme

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here is an idea.......... in stead of putting all the work into "pretending to be rich" why dont you focust that effort and ACTUALLy becoming rich
All well and fine, but the fact is most people who put a great effort into becoming rich do not succeed, unless they have considerable resources from the git-go. It is very, very difficult to go from poor to rich. And most of those who do fail a few times on the way. Even Trump almost went under. And I don't even know where he started from.

Not that I'm saying you shouldn't give it your best shot. Just don't kid yourself about the chances for success, at least the first time or two around.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Devious Trick Alert, use at your own discretion.

Here's a better technique to use on Gold Diggers:

Before a night of sarging go to your local ATM machine and pull a bit of cash out for yourself for the night. While you're there, look through all of the withdrawl reciepts that every slob carelessly drops around the machine or in the trash. Sift through them until you find 3 or 4 that have a pretty high checking or savings balance (like in the $8K-$10K area, more is even better) and tuck them into your wallet. You may need to go to a more affluent part of town to 'hunt' depending on where you live and bank ATMs tend to yield better results than ones at convenience stores or other places.

Sarge as you normally would, but be sure to leave your cell phone in the car when you're at a club or wherever you go to pick up a GD. When you number close, fumble around for a piece of paper on which to write your own number (since you left your cell in the car remember?) and then take out one of 'your' ATM recipts. Scribble your number on the back of it and close as normal. You can virtually guarantee a GD call back using this method.
 

Bonhomme

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That's devious, all right, RolloT. Love it!
 
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