Devious Trick Alert, use at your own discretion.
Here's a better technique to use on Gold Diggers:
Before a night of sarging go to your local ATM machine and pull a bit of cash out for yourself for the night. While you're there, look through all of the withdrawl reciepts that every slob carelessly drops around the machine or in the trash. Sift through them until you find 3 or 4 that have a pretty high checking or savings balance (like in the $8K-$10K area, more is even better) and tuck them into your wallet. You may need to go to a more affluent part of town to 'hunt' depending on where you live and bank ATMs tend to yield better results than ones at convenience stores or other places.
Sarge as you normally would, but be sure to leave your cell phone in the car when you're at a club or wherever you go to pick up a GD. When you number close, fumble around for a piece of paper on which to write your own number (since you left your cell in the car remember?) and then take out one of 'your' ATM recipts. Scribble your number on the back of it and close as normal. You can virtually guarantee a GD call back using this method.
