Pick-up at the Beach - FR

[Mr.SomeoneElse]

Hey guys, first post in a while. Lost my old acc password.
Just wanted to share a funny experience I had at the beach last weekend with some mates.

Here's what you do.
- Put your towel on your back and hold on to one corner ( as if it's a cape )
- Select at least a two-set of girls laying on their towels, tanning or w/e
- Start from behind the girls. Run up and do a ninja-roll on your right shoulder ( an angled approach works better )
- As you roll your towel should lay itself out parallel to their towels with you landing on top of your towel.
- When you land, shift into model-pose ( Hand beneath your head reasting on elbow and your body stretched out on its side facing the girls )
- Now right when they look at you, look over your shoulder and catch the beer your friend just threw to you.
- Catch it. Say 'Whats up' Open the beer.


Now this sounds extremely cheesy but the results are phenomenal.
You have to go into this whole thing with the idea that what your doing is fun. you're fun.
And you're having fun with your friends.

So after telling my friends the game-plan they all laughed at me and didnt think it would work ( they're all AFC ) it took me a while just to convince one of them to throw me the beer.

First two set I did it on, a HB9 and a HB7 I rolled up literally executed it well and the HB9 who I rolled up next to literally burst out laughing.
She literally just tilted her head back and burst out, I said whats up and when she was finished laughing she said "That was awesome, but i'm pregnant" hahaha Weirdest thing because I thought she was the hottest one.
Apparently she's said she was 6 weeks in, but i could still see ab definition. (dont like girls who look like they're made of mc****s)
So after i found that out I introduced myself and asked her what she thought of it. She said it was hilarious etc.. fluff talk... she's pregnant.

So I got up and went looking with my friends, happy with my first result and saw 2 asian girls, probably a little older for my taste but nice bodies.
So I tried it on them and just got SHUT OUT haha. Not even a smile.
They were stone-cold. Pretty harsh, but how serious they were about not smiling just made it more funny for me. so i'm 1/2 now on good results.
( the great thing about this, is it instantly sets the fun girls apart from the serious ones. at least in my opinion)

So after I got up from this group of girls I noticed 3 girls sitting about 30 feet away smiling and watching me, so I just walked straight up to them with my beer and as I was walking up they said "That was real smooth"
So I laughed and sat down with them and told them about what I was doing, let them in on how I was picking up girls, which is a different approach than I usually go.
and they seemed really keen to hear, I then waved my friends over and they joined the conversation and I even practiced my roll on one of the girls.
She thought it was funny but swore it would never work on her or any other girl. I protested saying that girls don't know what they like and that it would work so I had this girl pick out a group of girls for me to do it to.

So we got up and walked a bit on the beach and they pointed out a 2set for me and my friend to go up to.
So I ran up to them, execution was good, I dropped the beer however but still i'd give it a 9.4 at least.
The girl I landed next to was gorgeous, at least a 9, her friend was cute as well, just not as much.
They both started laughing hysterically, I got high-fives and just carried out the conversation. I ended up waving my friend who threw my beer over to join us and we sat and talked for a bit, then I told them to come play a game of beach volley ball with me, which we did with the previous group of girls.
We all exchanged numbers and overall it was a great day at the beach.

I honestly recommend this, you just have to stop yourself from being too serious and have fun, you are at the beach after all.
It sets you apart from all the guys playing football or just randomly talking to girls, approaching them from standing up while they're lying down is just too aggressive in my opinion, doing this just instantly sets the beach mood and makes you look like a wild guy. If not to them then to all your spectators.
By only doing this to 4 different sets of girls, we had everyone in our area of the beach talking to us and my friends and myself were able to mingle, it was great.

Follow up - I'm texting the HB9 I rolled up to and we're going to meet up this week at her house for 'drinks'. So yeah. This is the ****.

TLDR; I pulled mad beach game and got digits

 

[cstrife32]

Awesome **** dude, I wanna try that lol Now how does one exactly execute a ninja roll?

 

[cablecow15]

lmfao , thats awesome , I started smiling before i even finished reading lol

 

[Mr.SomeoneElse]

Awesome **** dude, I wanna try that lol Now how does one exactly execute a ninja roll?

Exactly how you'd imagine a Ninja Rolling lol.
Just like a somersault but instead of going straight into it, do it on your shoulder.
I think it's called a shoulder roll

 

[Masculinity]

I like this technique and good job trying it out. However, don't take all the credit for it because it isn't yours. The guy that came up with this is Craig from David DeAngelo's Approaching Women and Starting Conversations.

I still like it, though...

 

[Atom Smasher]

LOL, I actually like this. But at 55 years of age I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn't work as well for me.

I can imagine this becoming the latest fad for pickup, and going to the beach to see 50 guys running and flipping around. The funny thing is that this is something I would have done when I was younger had I thought of it.

Tell me, OP, from what angle does the beer come from?. You said you "look over your shoulder" but I want the full picture. Are your friends behind the girls so the beer appears out of nowhere?

 

[Mr.SomeoneElse]

LOL, I actually like this. But at 55 years of age I have a sneaking suspicion it wouldn't work as well for me.

I can imagine this becoming the latest fad for pickup, and going to the beach to see 50 guys running and flipping around. The funny thing is that this is something I would have done when I was younger had I thought of it.

Tell me, OP, from what angle does the beer come from?. You said you "look over your shoulder" but I want the full picture. Are your friends behind the girls so the beer appears out of nowhere?

No way man!
At your age I reckon it'd be 10x better.
If you did something like that with a group of single woman in their 30-50's i'm sure they'd love it and be envious of your youth. I think it really depends on your attitude on how you go about it.

And yeah, the beer came from my friend who was behind the girls.
I think the whole thing happens so fast and comes together so quickly when its put into action that they dont even notice the beer flying in, just one minute they hear a roll, then there's a guy in model position next to them then next second he's opening a beer. it's pretty funny experience lol

 

[blind_one]

Exactly how you'd imagine a Ninja Rolling lol.
Just like a somersault but instead of going straight into it, do it on your shoulder.
I think it's called a shoulder roll

It is based on a breakfall/movement technique from martial arts like Judo and Aikido, which would be zenpou kaiten ukemi or mae ukemi.

Something like this exact one http://youtu.be/ztmcgEuzo9Y but done from a running position http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wV49Q9mpUI ( you could add a jump forward to the twist , would be the one you could employ , I might be going to the beach today so If im with my pals , ill ask them to film me so I can show you myself :crackup:

Also as op stated about angled aproach ! It is important because a proper Zenpo Kaiten ukemi is not done in a straight like but to the side ( shoulder to hip like in the second vid ).

It really is a lot of fun knowing you can just roll on any lawn,beach or that kind of ground anytime anywhere

 

[Atom Smasher]

I don't know why but this crazy move resonates with me, probably because I would actually try it a few years ago. I'll bet those here who know me are a little surprised about that. I get a chuckle just thinking about it.

But alas, a couple years ago I was rear-ended by an older lady who was texting while driving and I got a couple of smashed vertebrae out of the deal, so the move is out for me. Just today I was at a water park and had to pick and choose very carefully which things I could go on. I'm glad to say I survived with flying colors.

Ahhh... to be young and 52 again! I guess I'll just have to keep parachuting in as is my usual custom. I gotta say I would love to be able to try the roll, and I would ty it pre-accident as I'm actually in very youthful shape. I can just imagine the look of shock on these ladies' faces as I tumbled in out of nowhere. Shocking women in ways like that can be a huge turn-on, because of the boring, mundane lives they lead. It can also be a huge turn-off because of the silliness and intrusiveness of it, but I can imagine immense amounts of fun tumbling around on the beach both offending and delighting the ladies.

I say keep experimenting. Fortune does indeed favor the bold. Let me know how you do with it.

 

[zekko]

No way man!
At your age I reckon it'd be 10x better.
If you did something like that with a group of single woman in their 30-50's i'm sure they'd love it and be envious of your youth. I think it really depends on your attitude on how you go about it.

Now don't encourage Atom Smasher.
If he breaks a hip, then how would you feel?

 

[Atom Smasher]

Zekko, let's you and I take our walkers and head down to the beach tomorrow to work on the move. I'll flip over the handlebars and you can throw me a bottle of Geritol.

 

[zekko]

Walkers?! Oh, to be so lucky! I'll throw myself out of my wheelchair and you can toss me some Metamucil.

 

[Atom Smasher]

"Good afternoon, ladies. And how are your bowels today?"

 

[zekko]

That's a pretty good opener, Smasher. It will definitely play well to a certain crowd. Is that from Mystery Method?

We should probably add a neg though. Perhaps sniff the air and ask "Has one of you had a colostomy?".

 

[Maeisgood]

This is awesome I want to try this this week while I'm down here, but won't the beer get shaken up and foam everywhere, or will that just make it funnier?

What about cops? Drinking is usually not allowed at beaches. I'm thinking of having some Arizona tea and small bottle of flavored rum in a cooler hidden near by.

 

[Sofomore]

Hahaha this idea is fvcking awesome. I was laughing just imagining it.

 

[Maeisgood]

Oh and another thing, most of the chicks here are moms, with boy friend/husband, or with their parents. Aren't many here after labor day.

What about all of those various **** blocks?