pick up a jogger?

[DirkPitt]

How do i pick up this jogger thats always running on the street i drive by? I see this hb 8.5 w/ a nice body jogging by everyday. I was meaning to stop and talk to her one day, but then i realized all those scary stories i heard as a child about a dark man in a car offering candy. Lol. i didn't wanna be the stalker or kidnapper or nething.

any good lines or mindsets?

 

[steveoo5]

hide in some bushes, when she runs past jump out and ask her for her number

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Fill your car up with friends to look more friendly?

Not to sure.

 

[Mikelo2k]

Soon as she is running by, run beside her\with her and start a convo

Or u could always lurk in the shadows and pounce on her as others suggested ;p

 

[ilyadaimpaler]

Pour Grease on the asphalt that you know she runs on, a few minutes before she passes. When she falls down and breaks her leg you come to her rescue.

 

[RKS]

stick a stick between her legs and pick her up when she falls

 

[Green Curse]

"Pour Grease on the asphalt that you know she runs on, a few minutes before she passes. When she falls down and breaks her leg you come to her rescue."

HAHAHAHA!

 

[UnexpectedTeen]

or you can make a huge sign that reads:
Prince Charming Here! Get Yours While Stocks Last!
and flash it when she runs past.