Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Pick Me Up

yngad

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Hey guys,
I'm taking summer classes at my university this summer and i start at 8AM ... i'm definatly not a morning person and i don't become my perky self until about 12-1 basically after my class is over. is there anything natural that i can drink/eat that'll help me be more energized? i don't want to get addicted to coffee / energy drinks so i'm trying to stay away from that. anything will help thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skilla_Staz

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Healthy food in general will help you. If you eat a good sized breakfast you should feel fine a few hours later. Also, get in a quick jog, first thing in the morning. Just around the block or something, nothing major. I gets the blood flowing, wakes you up.
 

Bible_Belt

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I don't think coffee is unhealthy. I have been trying to find something wrong with it, but the health news I see is mostly positive. It contains antioxidants, and last week there was a study that said it repaired alcohol-induced liver damage. The white sugar, cream, and milk that people put in coffee is not healthy, though. Plain or sweetened with a natural sweetener, coffee is much better than a soda or energy drink. One downside is that it is bad for your teeth, so brush them right away after drinking it.
 

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Oatmeal and a glass of OJ will surely give you a boost in the morning. Lots of complex carbs. Coffee will wake you up momentarily, but like any drug, there is a withdrawl time where your body feels absolutely dead. Eat healthy, get 8 hours of sleep. Also, try waking up a little earlier. The more time between the time you wake up and the time your class is at, the better you'll feel.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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protienpowder

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go to bed early. Stretch when you wake up.
 

grr

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I agree with WC2. And if you ever smoke, you definately shouldn't drink coffee because that doubles the stimulant, correlating with a larger down. (You become more susceptible to mood swings with drastic changes like these.)

A banana is actually a good wake-up food. You have some good fruit carbs and a lot of potassium unlike many other fruits. I feel potassium is almost as important as water or omega-3 fats when it comes to maintaining proper blood circulation & consistent metabolism.
 
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