"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Egoist

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Originally posted by Phantasmal
Tall girls. I'm 6'4", so give me a girl who's hot and 6' - 6'2" and I'll splooge my pants. Major points given for being a red head and/or having an athletic build.

I also have a thing for girls on the shorter end of the spectrum. If she's 5', it's almost as good as if she's 6'1".
man.

there is a chick in my building, who is like the hottest tall girl i've ever seen.

she's definitely taller than 6', probably like 6'2-6'3 and SOOOOO hot. Its really rare though, because most tall girls are either too curvy and big boned so they look like scary viking women, or too skinny and manly.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Phantasmal

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Yeah, there's this girl I work with, probably 6'1" or 6'2", athletic build, super hot. I wrote my post with her in mind. I genuinely keep my cool around 99% of girls but oh my god, I admit, I'm reduced to a shriveling pea around this girl. The hotness is ridiculous.

Being tall can go really wrong for many girls, though.
 

diplomatic_lies

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I like competitive, "perfect" girls who know they're that good.
 

The Juan and only

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Originally posted by tseluca
Kevin, get off my ****,

you follow me around here like a lost puppy trying to derail my posts and "neg hitting" on me
You do NOT understand neg hitting....and like mr unique said, you're probably not even a woman.

..****in' trolls...:trouble:
 

DJ_in_making

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
I don't trust dark skinned people.
said the man in the white dunce cap.:crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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