"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Skyline
Master Don Juan
Better off spoofing for Linux commands and connecting to your PC via SsH. You will never have enough room on your Phone for an operating system sadly...
The real challenge is getting that screen on an iPhone however...
The real challenge is getting that screen on an iPhone however...
MrWood
Master Don Juan
its a Windows phone
many mobile phones/tablets run windows
this is a legit pic, I see nothing extraordinary here. Did you have a point?
many mobile phones/tablets run windows
this is a legit pic, I see nothing extraordinary here. Did you have a point?
backseatjuan
Banned
My point? My fvcking work phone crashed! I turned it off to get 1 sim card out so I could test client's phone, and then when I turn it on I get this screen. My Windows phone crashed damn it.