I've been taking some whey powder that contains phenylalanine (about 2,048mg per 2 scoops) I've also seen aspartame in some other powders. I'm wondering whether those ingredients are good for you? Cuz I've heard they can cause cancer.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.