"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Petition sosuave (I need your help)

Chosen1

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I've never done this before but I think I have to. My sister keeps saying that people say I sound sexy over the phone and that when they see me in person they think I'm ugly. She is the only that says that but I do usually hang around my house with my boxers on and my hair unkempt. So I've decided to petition sosuave for help. I will post or try to put my picture up on sosuave in a couple of days. I don't have a scanner now so it will be a couple of days I will have one of me looking regular, and one of me "sexied up. I'm only doing this because my dumb sister says I'm ugly, everyother women says I'm handsome or look good. MY next post will be pictures two pictures of me. Thanks for any help you guys or girls will provide.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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THE_ADDMAN

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just ask.

put the petition away :)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Ace of Flames

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She's your sister..... she's supposed to say stuff like that. Its her job.

Do you want your sister to think you're hott?! You wouldn't happen to live in Alabama would you? I smell inbreeding.
 

Chosen1

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I want my sister to stop telling people I'm ugly. And I don't know anything about those websites I don't go there I don't use myspace or anything like that. But maybe it doesn't matter what she thinks as long as I can get some type of sex. I do need unbiased report and I wouldn't go and brag to my sister that other guys though I was hot.
 
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