"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Heyo folks,

First of all, I searched a bit (both here and on the net). Couldn't find anything here and the net was marginally useful at best. I was hoping I could get some pointers on pet names? Perhaps, at the least we could make up a list of some sort.

Having asked some friends of mine, here's what they used:
Babe, hon, bear (I haven't a clue and neither does he about this one), babygirl, babydoll, RLB (russian love bunny), beaubell, luvar, sugar, beautiful, hotstuff and melady.

Interested to hear what ya'll have used,
Toodles!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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egg mc muffin?
hunny bunny?
suga'
sweet tea

i love food pet names

and when you get mad:
cheesehead
chickenlegs
and gizzard
 

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Originally posted by Not So Easy Rider
First of all, I searched a bit (both here and on the net). Couldn't find anything here and the net was marginally useful at best.
Um... you might want to learn how to search. While this thread makes me want to gag, I couldn't believe that the net would be "marginally useful at best". So, off to google I went - one search later, voila:
Adorable
Amazing
Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Heart
Apple of My Eye
Babe
Baby
Baby Cakes
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Bambi
Beany
Beautiful
Bee's Knees
Big Daddy
Bitsy
Bon-bon
Boo
Booboo
Bun buns
Bunny
Butter Babe
Charming
Cheeky Monkey
Chunky Bunny
Cuddle Bunny
Cuddles
Cutie Patootie
Cutie Pie
Daisy
Darling
Dashing
Dear
Dear Heart
Diamond
Dove
Everything
Flower
Frixie
Frou-frou
Gold
Golden
Goldie
Goobers
Gorgeous
Handsome
Hero
Hon'
Honey
Hot Lips
Hot Mama
Hot Stuff
Hottie
Huggalump
Huggy Bear
Hunk
Hunky
Hunny Pot
Joy
Killer
Kitten
Kitty
Love
Lovie
Lubber
Lumlums
Monkey Buns
Muffin
Muffy
My All
My Dear
My King
My Love
My One and Only
My Queen
Numnums
Peachy Pie
Peanut Butt
Petal
Pickle Head
Pooh Bear
Pookie
Pookie
Precious
Pretty Princess
Prince
Princess
Puddin' Head
Pudding
Pumpkin
Puppy
Queen
Rose
Rosie
Rum-rum
Sleeping Beauty
Smiles
Smoochie
Snuggles
Soul Mate
Spark
Sparkles
Sparky
Star
Stud
Studley
Stud Muffin
Stud Monkey
Sugar
Sugar Daddy
Sugar Lips
Sugar Mama
Sugar Puss
Sunny
Sunshine
Superstar
Superstud
Sweet Cheeks
Sweetie
Sweets
Sweetum
Teddy Bear
Tiger Toes
Tiny Toes
Tarzan
Tum-Tums
Twinkle
Twinkle Toes
Wonderful
Yummers
Zany

http://www.links2love.com/nicknames.htm
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by skyjcky
My parrots name is Harley, and my old dogs name was Annie.
:crackup:

i'm pretty sure he was referring to names you'd call your girl. although "harley" and "annie" could work...though you may wanna be a bit careful using "annie," she may think you're cheating

on second thought..."harley" may come off as a bit weird...

hahaha...i love it when people don't read the post and just answer according to the title.

still, my cat's name is kitty...and that could actually work
 

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I call my girl 'moraki" (little baby in Greek), or 'neraithitsa' (little fairy), or 'prigipisa' (princess), or 'petaloutha' (butterfly) among other things. She is Greek, but I think it's a cool idea to use foreign pet names even if you aren't foreign. It's less cheesy and shows class.

Try any name here http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr and translate in into any language.
 

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"stfu and bend over."

that's what i call my gf.
 

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Originally posted by chance
"stfu and bend over."

that's what i call my gf.
Until she runs to the police and says, "That's the bad man! He's the one who wanted to play Santa Claus with me! He said he wanted to touch my meow!"
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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butthead :D

douchebag

princess peach for when shes being a brat
 

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My 2c........

{1} babs

{2} pookie

{3} poochie

{4} baba

{5} puppy

{6} shnukems

{7} nunu

{8} munchkins

{9} babala

{10} sexy-ass

Just a few that I use:rolleyes: :D


Laterz....
 

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I use "HEY" on everyone. Cant get confused this way:cool:
 
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