"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Prozac

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So for some reason there have been little to no threads in recent YEARS about personal ads, or maybe I just don't give enough of a **** to think of anything besides "Personal ad" to type into search. Only weirdo's refer to it as anything else, anyways.

What would you guys write for your personal ad, so I could steal your ideas and make them my own? Or to spare you some time, which of the numerous sex fiends you refer to as pick-up artists did you hijack your ideas from?

Don't feel too used and dirtied after, if you please. It'll make me feel bad. :rolleyes:

An EDIT here: Now that it's posted, I could swear I was in Don Juan discussion. Admins, would you mind moving it?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I wouldn't say they are a waste. I thought you guys would have an understanding that any base a DJ can cover he will cover, and enough people have seen results from personal ads that they are a very viable pathway.

Let's just say I'm interested in seeing what kind of girls are available through it that I may not see (or see enough of) in the 3D world.
 

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Isn't this what Plentyoffish and other internet sites are for nowadays?
 
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