"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Performing cunnilingus, who's lying?

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DJinTraining06 said:
My girl swallows, i didnt think they existed anymore.
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:eek:

Wha-WHAT?!

I was starting to think spitters didn't exist until a couple months ago. Boy, I do love making fun of spitters.

V: "Now, why on earth would you want to keep a load in your LONGER if you think it's so nasty?
HB: "Wha gooo you meep?"
V: "I mean, you keep it in there until you get all the way to the bathroom to spit? That's just silly."
HB: :confused:
V: "You could just gulp it down and be done with it."
(then you try to make them laugh so they do the "Angry Dragon")
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Vulpine said:
:eek:

Wha-WHAT?!

I was starting to think spitters didn't exist until a couple months ago. Boy, I do love making fun of spitters.
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Its interesting to hear whether current women spit or swallow; I wouldnt know. Even single, i wouldnt know. A girl could do that down there for 30 minutes and i wouldn't blow. I dont know why, but BJ just do not stimulate me enough. I need that complete "grip" to even have a chance to blow.

Hmm, maybe i could pull out right at the last minute and THEN tell her to lick/suck.... real aggressive like, lol.
 
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