"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Performing cunnilingus, who's lying?

Vulpine

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DJinTraining06 said:
My girl swallows, i didnt think they existed anymore.
:eek:

Wha-WHAT?!

I was starting to think spitters didn't exist until a couple months ago. Boy, I do love making fun of spitters.

V: "Now, why on earth would you want to keep a load in your LONGER if you think it's so nasty?
HB: "Wha gooo you meep?"
V: "I mean, you keep it in there until you get all the way to the bathroom to spit? That's just silly."
HB: :confused:
V: "You could just gulp it down and be done with it."
(then you try to make them laugh so they do the "Angry Dragon")
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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azanon

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Vulpine said:
:eek:

Wha-WHAT?!

I was starting to think spitters didn't exist until a couple months ago. Boy, I do love making fun of spitters.
Its interesting to hear whether current women spit or swallow; I wouldnt know. Even single, i wouldnt know. A girl could do that down there for 30 minutes and i wouldn't blow. I dont know why, but BJ just do not stimulate me enough. I need that complete "grip" to even have a chance to blow.

Hmm, maybe i could pull out right at the last minute and THEN tell her to lick/suck.... real aggressive like, lol.
 
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