"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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people say i am ugly

avrilishot

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Nah i didnt mean it like that - i was just sayin - hes like not as ugly as Special K - thats all

Sarge on..
lol thats funny
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alpine

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I used to get called ugly every now and then, but I haven't had it since I put on 20lbs.

So either I'm more attractive now, or no ones prepared to say it to my face. I'm hoping if I put on another 20lbs girls will come up to me and say I'm attractive. In the meantime I'll just have to approach them.
 
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