"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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People are so damned ignorant and lazy

rip them off

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that they "think" that everyone can be a welfare bum or work for the state/feds, be in the military, do low-value work. 3/4 of the US population "works" (if they work at all, that is) at something that is of no real value. 1/4 of the population is carrying the other 3/4. One day, they will stop doing so and move to some other country and the US will collapse. The govt doesn't create value, so govt jobs are a drain on the producers, and yes, that includes the military and anyone making stuff for the military. It's all wasted. The rest of the world is riding on the US taxpayer, too. They get to not bother with a national defense, because we do it for them.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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