Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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JustinTy

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whats the avg. PENIS size for a 16 year old. LMAO omg i said it finally.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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donjuanjovi

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I'd probably say about 5.5 - 6 inches. That's just a guess though. Are you worried you're coming up a "little" "short"?
 

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Anything under 9 inches, most girls will probably laugh at and tell the entire school and post how miniscule your ding-a-ling is on their MySpace profile. But even if you're over 9 inches, you might not be safe. You will most likely run out of sperm before you're 20 if your penis is under 11 inches.

When I was 16, my penis was 12 inches long. That's about average for that age. By the way, I'm talking flaccid here; I can't even do the math on fully engorged.
 

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yup, if ur penis is less than 9 inches, ur not a real man, Nancy :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don't listen to these guys. I was able to do quite well with only an 8.5. Motion of the ocean baby.
 

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I'm also at about 9 inches, three inches in width. I'd say it's about average, even though some girls have pointed and laughed at me.
 

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yeah seriously guys stop ****ing around with this guys mind....listen man...guys range from 8-12 inches (depending on race) from ages 15-18. Don't let anyone else fool with you, if you have any other questions just ask.
 

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I'm sorry that reality is harsh. Here's a little light at the end of the tunnel: I actually read a story in the newspaper about a guy who had a miniscule penis (tiny - I mean, we're talking 7.5 inches here, poor guy) which eventually grew to the average adult length (19 inches). So even if you're slightly below average for 16 (12 inches), don't worry, you still have a (slight) chance to be normal and have a girlfriend and get married, etc. Like 4 percent maybe.

I don't know, it's hard to say: I'm 23 years old and my penis is 21 inches long, which is only slightly above-average. I've had a few girls complain about the size. I don't really let it bother me; hell, if anything I'm just glad not be the poor dudes with 16-18 inch penises. Although one of my exes said her old boyfriend had a 37 inch dong... I felt a little insecure after that. Damn, that guy was probably in the top 15% in penis size.

BUT!!!!!!!
Whatever you do, don't masturbate. You will run out of semen eventually, although by then you will be too blind to see the hair thicketing out of your palms.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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