"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Penis Pills

Principe03

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Can anyone who is familiar with penis enlargement pills advise me as to which ones are the best out there in the market and side effects included. I am looking at which I should purchase so any feedback would help, thank you.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Aiken_Drum

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Come on, don't believe that ****. There are no magic pills for PE.
There are some excercises around the net, search for them in the forum or on kazaa.
Don't pay for them, there are tons of free sites.
 

Ricky

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I've heard that ad. Incyte I think it is called.

I would be scared to take it personally. Who knows what problems might occur, I very seriously doubt it would do what it said either.

Fortunately I don't think I need anything. I may not have porn star dimensions, but I've never been called small either.
 

Soshyopathe

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Actually, I believe they do help a little. All gains are only present while you are taking the pills, and leave once you stop. You're better off just jelquing.
 

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Fortunately, I don't need things like that. :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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FlexpertHamilton

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lmao
 

HaleyBaron

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Only way is to work out and increase T level. Small penis is caused by estrogen and lack of a testosterone boosting diet.
 

Hamurabimbi

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I had, a few years ago, a patient who took peanis enhancing pills and got light-headed. It resolved without any intervention.
 
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