"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Penis Health

DJGarameth

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I often wear pants to sleep, and often wake up with morning wood pressing hard against the pants. The pants keep it from soaring high and free, as would be natural.

So, could that be harmful to my schlong? Like vascular damage or something?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Adone

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Yes, but I have a solution... Don't wear pants while you sleep!!!
 

DJ_in_making

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Since we're already on the topic, I have a huge freakin' bump on it; it was a smaller pimple but got extremely large one day (IDK why). I've been abstinent and everything. I tried to squeeze it to see if it just pops and w/e but I'm afraid to do anything. I'm a bit scared. :eek:
 

spesmilitis

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DJ_in_making said:
Since we're already on the topic, I have a huge freakin' bump on it; it was a smaller pimple but got extremely large one day (IDK why). I've been abstinent and everything. I tried to squeeze it to see if it just pops and w/e but I'm afraid to do anything. I'm a bit scared. :eek:
Doctor. . . . NOW!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MAVER1CK

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DJGarameth said:
**** are you serious? I could have damaged it?

no, but it is possible that you could stunt it.

do you perform any penis exercises?
 

DJGarameth

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MAVER1CK said:
no, but it is possible that you could stunt it.

do you perform any penis exercises?
No I don't. Do they work?

Stunt it? Like stunt its growth? I'm 22.
 

DJ_in_making

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alright. Sounds kind of embarrassing though but oh well.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Silkandsteel

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PC muscle exercises do work and really help the "over the edge" moments, plus you get a better orgasm. As for the pimple, it's probably an in-grown hair, if it's near the base, then that's prob it, if it's up near the tip, get it checked...
 

Deadly_Ripped

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Yeah man go to a doctor to make sure it's not an infection that requires antibiotics and if it does need to be popped the doctor can do it under sterile conditions and properly treat it as necessary. Don't **** around with **** like that if you've got health insurance... it's just unnecessary.
 

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This isn't a complicated issue. Wear looser pants! You did not damage your penis by having you pants hold it down while you were sleeping. If you damaged any tendons or muscles than you would know.

It's probably a pimple or ingrown hair. Since you're a virgin I would bet the farm that it's not an STD. Where exactly was the pimple? If you're unsure than go to the doc.
 
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