"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So the other day I checked CLOSELY on the rim of the head of my penis and there are little bumps, pimples.....something. They are tiny so NO it's not herpes. I tried researching it and I didn't find much other than that some guys have them its just that you need to check really CLOSE. I was wondering if this is true and how many guys actually have it. Also if you guys know anything else about it. Let me know. Thanks
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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dont take any chances with your johnson, go see a doctor
 
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I have them, and get STD checks fairly regularly.... no doctor has ever said anything about 'em... I guess they are just a common thing
 
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