"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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hey all lol...

any of you got tips on controlling your d!ck on when it goes up and down?

like when ever i hookup with a chick i crack one coz the *****es turnin me on LOL newai in some scenarios id rather not crack one ne tips on sorta taming the lion?

does this happen to anyone else lol?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The more u masterbate the less horny you will b.

But honestly... if a girl is acting in a way that gets you horney, she will probably be flattered to see youve got an erection. Its not something to b ashamed of (unless uve got a tiny ****, and I dont think she'll b noticing ur hard then).
 

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'The more you wank the less horny you are' trick kinda works. It doesn't stop me crackin one while im hooking up though.
But I don't care even if I do, and neither should you. Hell shove it into her, she'll love it.
 

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Well what works for me is very erotic masturbation. Basically not tensing up your muscles works; like be in a sitting position and work from that position or you can try to come up with the best fantasies ever. And the better they are the best satisfaction and effect you will get from masturbation. I probaly shouldn't even know this much about masturbation. lol.
 

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I thought I was the only one....

Well, if you pop one sitting down, it most likely won't go away until you stand up and start walking around. If you're already standing up when this happens, I don't know what to tell you other than to not look at whatever about her turns you on. (Unless its her eyes, lol u gotta make eye contact) Other than that wear jeans, b/c the denim is so strong.
I don't wanna say masturbation 'cuz I'm looking for a healthy way to answer this...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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masturbation is healthy. i think.

anyways i hate that ecspecially in gym when ur wearing like basketball pants...but if u can slip ur hand down there real fast and shove it facing straight down. it may take a sec to adjust but it will pull the pants tight and make it look like u dont have a boner.

i also carry a book or something in front of it and make sure to make eye contact. it takes their minds off tower thats constructing in your pants.
 

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Their the worst lol. But one time I saw this dude who was one tough fuc*er and like he was sitting next to this tottally HB8+ and she saw that he had a boner and she points to it and is like all wide eyed and she was like omg in a delighted way and he's just "ehh umm" and then gets up and walks away. lol
 

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Fvck all that. Just be like "yeah, so? I think you're hot. I wanna rail you, hard. now." Be the man and be forceful and proud. It will turn her on.
 

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jesus christ man, wtf.
 
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