vonbock
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A girl I asked out told me that she broke up with the last guy because he told her that he pees while taking shower. Is that being too harsh?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
peeing in the shower
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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haha who hasnt peed in the shower? hell who hasn't peed in a sink before?
ya she too harsh.. what a ho!
ya she too harsh.. what a ho!
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It's ALLLLL PIPES!
vonbock
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If you pee in the shower, at what point do you tell a girl that you pee in the shower? I can see a shower, but in a sink? Thats gross.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I know a girl that broke up with someone because he played his music too loud in the car. Literally said pull over and got out, never answered his calls again.
Although she did ask multiple times for him to tune it down.
Although she did ask multiple times for him to tune it down.
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Gotta love Costanza!Master Bates said:
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