"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Peeing in a girls face
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
Never the face... but sh!t... close enough, right.
Here's what I did...
While showering together... just started pissing, she noticed and got all "ahhh, hahahaa... ahhhh!"... so I'm busting up... we're both laughing. GOOD! Then I started threatening her w. the stream... lmao (more fun right... keep that vibe). Then just lashed her w. a beam on her leg, etc.
By this point we're both hysterical... enjoy this sick fun, right. Anyways... so got her used to being pee'd on. Pissed on her a few more times in the shower... all fvckin funny moments. And now alls good.
Then one drunk night... I'm pissing in the sink... and I'm taunting her... "go, touch it!" You know. Its another hilarious moment... lil drunken dumb challenge... funny sh!t. So she swipes a few fingers through, lol.
Now at this pt. you can see she's gettin quite comftorable w. my piss. Which is good right. Happened to have mad clear piss that night, prob from all the beer, and joked about that sh!t is prob. pure alchohol. Then dared her to lick her finger... taste it. She's into it... gives it a lick. Says it doesn't taste like anything.
So I ask her "would you drink it, if we were stuck on a desert island" (which of course is a fvcked "yes", especially when drunk.
So I tell her to lick the stream, and she goes for it, with kink daring, and total drunkin humor. Next thing you know... I'm pissin the rest of my stream off the side of her mouth, and on to her laughing tongue.
Voila'
Now... I could care less about pissing on some chick... but I got to be honest... there is def. a dominating feeling to it all, and it feels good in that regard. The roles of Man/Woman are clear as day, and as long as both are enjoying the fvckin sick hilarious moment... then it ain't so sick afterall. Just another nutty night. So... pound a pitcher, and enjoy Ace'
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spider_007
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it's more because:Originally posted by Mr. Unique
probably cause he knows hes ugly
- she is from NJ and i'm in Windsor, Canada, not exacly a drive accros town
-check out her profile
-chick enjoyes getting pissed on
remainds me of friends video collection, where chicks get sh1t on "She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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