"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Peeing in a girls face
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
Never the face... but sh!t... close enough, right.
Here's what I did...
While showering together... just started pissing, she noticed and got all "ahhh, hahahaa... ahhhh!"... so I'm busting up... we're both laughing. GOOD! Then I started threatening her w. the stream... lmao (more fun right... keep that vibe). Then just lashed her w. a beam on her leg, etc.
By this point we're both hysterical... enjoy this sick fun, right. Anyways... so got her used to being pee'd on. Pissed on her a few more times in the shower... all fvckin funny moments. And now alls good.
Then one drunk night... I'm pissing in the sink... and I'm taunting her... "go, touch it!" You know. Its another hilarious moment... lil drunken dumb challenge... funny sh!t. So she swipes a few fingers through, lol.
Now at this pt. you can see she's gettin quite comftorable w. my piss. Which is good right. Happened to have mad clear piss that night, prob from all the beer, and joked about that sh!t is prob. pure alchohol. Then dared her to lick her finger... taste it. She's into it... gives it a lick. Says it doesn't taste like anything.
So I ask her "would you drink it, if we were stuck on a desert island" (which of course is a fvcked "yes", especially when drunk.
So I tell her to lick the stream, and she goes for it, with kink daring, and total drunkin humor. Next thing you know... I'm pissin the rest of my stream off the side of her mouth, and on to her laughing tongue.
Voila'
Now... I could care less about pissing on some chick... but I got to be honest... there is def. a dominating feeling to it all, and it feels good in that regard. The roles of Man/Woman are clear as day, and as long as both are enjoying the fvckin sick hilarious moment... then it ain't so sick afterall. Just another nutty night. So... pound a pitcher, and enjoy Ace'
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spider_007
Master Don Juan
it's more because:Originally posted by Mr. Unique
probably cause he knows hes ugly
- she is from NJ and i'm in Windsor, Canada, not exacly a drive accros town
-check out her profile
-chick enjoyes getting pissed on
remainds me of friends video collection, where chicks get sh1t on "Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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