"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Paying popular people $10 per like on Facebook

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I figured out a good plan to make me look popular on facebook.

Usually when I post stuff, I get zero attention from males and females alike on facebook. My last profile picture had 0 likes and 1 comment.

My plan is to meet some cool people, cool guys and hot hbs8+ and propose $10 for each like that they make on my facebook.

I should explode with popular in no time.

Thoughts?

If I have a post that has 50 likes, that will cost me $500 per post
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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if you want to go down that route, why not just cut out the middle man and pay for sex?
 

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Dont really like that plan, but if u gonna pay people then pay me. I'll get some of my people to like your stuff.. But I seriously suggest you dont go that route... How is 50 likes per stuff makes you popular??? What is your point in being popular on facebook? For girls etc or wat
 
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YoungSir4sho said:
Dont really like that plan, but if u gonna pay people then pay me. I'll get some of my people to like your stuff.. But I seriously suggest you dont go that route... How is 50 likes per stuff makes you popular??? What is your point in being popular on facebook? For girls etc or wat
Facebook is essential to having a normal social life.
When people see that I have a profile picture with 0 likes
and 1 comment, what would you think?

You are probably thinking, this guy, is a weird, anti-social loser.

When you see a guy who has 50 likes on his profile picture,
you are thinking. This guy is a winner?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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He's unhappy and rich.

I think this is a terrible idea, even for a rich dude. Paying people to like you is being deceptive from the beginning. You're not seriously improving yourself. You're creating a fictional character, and women will see through this pretty quickly.


Take the money, and get involved in some social organizations. Possibly take dance lessons. Join a philantropic organization. Join a gym. Join some clubs. Heck, join some country clubs if you're rich. Get involved in politics. Join a church.

Then start hanging out with these people.

Once you've created a social circle and friended them on Facebook, you'll get the likes.

Do something with your life.
 

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pay me 20 grand and ill make you popular. No joke.
 

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Obv a troll...

come to Holland, pay me 5 grand lmao and ill make you f8ck everyday different hoes
 

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wow. Facebook is "essential". hardly. really hope this post isnt serious. this is the antithesis of what this forum is supposedly about.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Im a college student, I fkin ignore chicks all the time, do whwtever the fk I want, and my fb pics each get over 30 likes and posts get over 15 likes.

paid 0 cents.
 
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LearningAndImproving said:
Im a college student, I fkin ignore chicks all the time, do whwtever the fk I want, and my fb pics each get over 30 likes and posts get over 15 likes.

paid 0 cents.

What is your facebook name?
 

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Agreed

mbas44 said:
wow. Facebook is "essential". hardly. really hope this post isnt serious. this is the antithesis of what this forum is supposedly about.
Which is why this thread should be closed.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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unhappyrichman said:
What is your facebook name?
Idk how I feel about giving away such sensitive info. I mean, it wont just be a name, all my pics, comments which expose my friends names etc, much more
 
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