Paying Frat Guys To Make Me Look Popular

[TheMonkeyKing]

F*ck it man, if this were a serious thread, which I can't (and will never) believe for a second it is, I would take your three grand a month and would teach you so many things and help you meet so many women, I'd be out of a job within two months.... though I'd probably spin it out a bit to rinse you for the cash.

Seriously, if you're that desperate and rich, just pay for it. Some women are seriously attracted to money. The only advice for that though is to get some protection. And a pre-nup.

 

[logicallefty]

Don't ban him. Give him read-only access so he can't post. He needs to do some reading on here... I mean lots of it.

 

[Vice]

It would be cheaper for you to just join a frat and develop social skills.

No amount of money will buy you social skills. And if you pay people to prop you up socially and make you cool, people will see right through that and then also associate the people that are "helping" you to you. Then that brings down their social status.

So no, instead invest your money elsewhere.

 

[thunder_god]

He's obviously a troll. OP get a ****ing life!

 

[skinnyguy]

Here's a suggestion - Hire models to go to Marquee in Las Vegas with you, get a table, and hire me as your wingman.

 

[backbreaker]

how do people think this is a troll when you have dudes dropping 3 grand for pick up seminiars lol? the hyrocisty.


if i had the money and i was in college i would happily pay a popular frat dude to invite me to all the parties for a semister and let me hang out with them. pay 2-3 grand to to have access to college girls at frat parties or pay 3 grand to watch some dude tell you that you suck while trying to pic up 24-26 year old chicks in night clubs with their ***** shields lol.


seriously guys, i see why most of you don't get laid.


the more i think about it the more i know it would work. my 2 best friends were sigmas in college and i didn't go to college and they would have parties and stuff at my house all the time. if i wasn't such a dork at the time lol i would have gotten laid a ton. i was too busy with my company to keep upw ith stuff like that, but if i put any effort into it was there. Especially when they were top dogs / seniors.

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

if i had the money and i was in college i would happily pay a popular frat dude to invite me to all the parties for a semister and let me hang out with them.

seriously guys, i see why most of you don't get laid.

My man. If that is seriously the case, I am sorry. As The Beatles said, 'Can't buy me Love'.

As I think has already been said, better to actually befriend these people, or at least popular people to learn social skills from.

Buying friendship and love will only lead to unhappiness ultimately. What happens when/if you're money runs out? As a tramp once taught me, I'd rather be wise and poor than rich and stupid.

To be perfectly frank, if it's really that bad for you guys, if it makes a difference, I'd be your mate for free. And I've f*cked loads of women ;u)

 

[Alvafe]

easier and cheaper he just make a party and toss 2 grands on drinks for everyone, that would raise his social status a lot more then paying a dude to jungle him around, plus a gold digger would sure find him interesting.

 

[Lotus Effect]

What a douche!

If you seriously have that amount of cash to spend weekly, and by that I mean A THOUSAND FLIPPING DOLLARS per week, you could invest in something much more realiable than a college undergrad.

As everyone said, they will get your money, and won't do sh*t for you besides mockery. You believe they won't because you are paying them, but they will. Also as everyone said, you'll be know as a tool and a fool.

You can bet 3 grand you will be the loser of the year, guaranted!

But, all of this advice is useless since this is an obvious Troll. Mods, please, for everyone's sake, do something about this guy!

 

[narcissist]

Take that money and go spend it on building schools in Africa, or feeding the homeless, or putting a smart kid through university that doesn't have enough money.

Put it back into the world to make it a better place! That will make you feel better rather then getting some pvssy based on false pretences.

$2000 dollars bi-weekly to acquire FAKE popularity? holy sh1t, thats the most egotistically driven purchase I have ever heard of.

The whole point of this site is to become the best person, and part of that is LOSING your ego, not feeding it!

 

[Bossman90]

Reallistically, what can these guys do for me?

The most alpha ones in the Frat can really
make me popular with the sororitiy peeps?

What do you think?

contrary to belief, most of those guys are beta pussiez. they really on each to fight each others fights and only appeal to women because they are in a frat. I know a lot of low value frat dudes who do ok with women but don't have the value to be successful outside of college with women.

 

[Bossman90]

Hmmm lol this is better than getting an escort in my opinion and most of this forum has probably done that before

he should probably do that instead…he's guaranteed that way. by paying the dumb frat guys he's not likely to go be successful with women because he doesn't have the same social status that comes with being in a fraternity, hence he won't have the appeal that they have despite a few of them are successful with women because of that. a few guys in them have game, most don't though.

 

[ArcBound]

how do people think this is a troll when you have dudes dropping 3 grand for pick up seminiars lol? the hyrocisty.


if i had the money and i was in college i would happily pay a popular frat dude to invite me to all the parties for a semister and let me hang out with them. pay 2-3 grand to to have access to college girls at frat parties or pay 3 grand to watch some dude tell you that you suck while trying to pic up 24-26 year old chicks in night clubs with their ***** shields lol.


seriously guys, i see why most of you don't get laid.


the more i think about it the more i know it would work. my 2 best friends were sigmas in college and i didn't go to college and they would have parties and stuff at my house all the time. if i wasn't such a dork at the time lol i would have gotten laid a ton. i was too busy with my company to keep upw ith stuff like that, but if i put any effort into it was there. Especially when they were top dogs / seniors.

First off, who the hell pays for anything related to pick up? There is no hypocrisy because the same people telling him not to do it, also aren't paying for those BS seminars.

Second you yourself described why it wouldn't work. You said you were dork, and despite having two "sigma" friends and parties thrown at your house, you still didn't get laid. That's exactly what's going to happen with the OP.

Are you seriously going to make the claim that you were so busy with your company to fvck a woman, yet apparently you had enough time to host your friend's college parties at your house "all the time" in your words? That's pretty interesting backbreaker lol