"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Paths to Getting Pvssy?

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So, Im starting to see that there are couple paths to get in her pants.

path 1: The Friend Path (THE LONNNGGGG PATH, I THINK)
You become her friend s k and hopefully overtime you two fall in love and you fvck

path 2: Dating path
You meet some chick. You go out on a couple dates. Then you fvck after dates 2 or 3.

These two seem to be the only paths.. Which path here would you normally take
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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how bout the path where u run tight game and skip all the dating and make her want to fvck u right there? or, the GW method.

i would prefere this and path 2. that friend path is long,boring, and AFC, and has about a 2% chance of really working.
 

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I think thats pretty obvious. Everyone on here is path 2. Having said that, my AFC friends just will not accept that everything they are doing in terms of dating etc. is detremental to them gettng sex. Then they see me getting laid, and they say "lucky"....ah well, their loss.

edit: they don't literally see me getting laid
 

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my AFC friends just will not accept that everything they are doing in terms of dating etc. is detremental to them gettng sex.
Not just detremental to getting sex, but getting anything in life at all. I'll spare everyone the essay on why that is.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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verysuave said:
So, Im starting to see that there are couple paths to get in her pants.

path 1: The Friend Path (THE LONNNGGGG PATH, I THINK)
You become her friend s k and hopefully overtime you two fall in love and you fvck

path 2: Dating path
You meet some chick. You go out on a couple dates. Then you fvck after dates 2 or 3.

These two seem to be the only paths.. Which path here would you normally take

Path 3: Lower your standards and fcuk that chick who's obsessed with you.
 

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Basically number 2 and #3=go after the sluts...


Never be freinds with a chic,bruh.
 

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Tha Realnezz said:
Basically number 2 and #3=go after the sluts...


Never be freinds with a chic,bruh.

You can have friends that are girls... just make sure they're on path 3 and LJBF-ed or you just enjoy talking to them. ;)
Remember that social status helps, so if you're seen with your girl that's a friend, people start assuming things.

Don't be pathetic and take path 1.
 

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How about the path where you improve your inner game to the point where b!tches hit on you?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I just remember that path 2 can lead to path 1.. sometimes. Like what just happened to me.

I guess path 3 would be like a.. quickie? one nightstand type crap. or Fvck buddy?

What path would you need to take to get to the fvck buddy normally????????????????????????????
 

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persiangino said:
How about the path where you improve your inner game to the point where b!tches hit on you?
wAIT, so when b1tcheses hit on you.. does that normally mean, they want to fvck you ASAP or they want to go on dates with you first then if you play your game right, then they fvck you
 

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Anything is possible guys... its out there for you to accomplish.
I'll leave it at that. You shouldn't be organizing this stuff into folders. Press the zoom out button and see the big picture.

You're thinking like a robot.. if this ---> then this

Your mindset should be more along the lines of:

This chick likes me... lets see where she's going with this.


See.. no obsessing, no robotic if this then this statements.
It's just you vs. the world and it doesn't matter what happens next.
Because you are special, you were born with an instinct, get in touch with it.
A robot has no instincts.

If something pops out of the blue he doesn't know what to do. He'll be checking his "cheat sheet" while hes getting eaten alive. lol
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I don't know decent many girls that want to just have sex with no strings attached...

Even the whoRs will want a ride home and a want to vent from time to time...

I say path 3 is the best way to get a **** buddy.Eventually former LTR's and girls you used to date will catch feelings all over again.
 

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BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 and 2 are both the same thing... except 1 would mean the girls already fvcking some other guy.

I vote 3 (or 4 since 3 seems to be hidden up there somewhere) : The path where I meet a girl, vibe with her, seclude her, fvck her, and then decide from there if we'll hang out again.
 

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Path 1 doesnt exist. That leads to LJBF alley.
 
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