"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WORKEROUTER

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How does one go about patenting an idea? If it's a "technological" patent, one that doesn't really involve any "concrete" substances, can it be patented? And to what degree of description and detail must a prototype of it be required before submitting it to be patented?

How much does it cost to patent an idea, and are there any ways around this (such as ways to help fund it)?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i could be wrong but i thought it had to be detaild to the extreeme. I know my buddy invented something for the buldowsers, and he had to submit detaild drawing (which included, material hardness, and even specify the welded areas and the specifications for the weld.......). I'm not sure haw much he paid (i was under the impresion it was quiet a bit.)
 

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^ lol thats not detailed. That's just standard engineering practise.
 

spider_007

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Originally posted by Centaurion
^ lol thats not detailed. That's just standard engineering practise.
duhh :rolleyes:

read the question next time

Originally posted by WORKEROUTER
.....patent, one that doesn't really involve any "concrete" substances, can it be patented? And to what degree of description and detail must a prototype of it be required before submitting it to be patented?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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