Pass this sh1t test with flying colors!

[backseatjuan]

YOU: Hi

HB: This has happened already. Want to try another one?

 

[flowtheory]

Bye B!tch. Bet that hasn’t.

 

[MoreThanSmooth]

Bye B!tch. Bet that hasn’t.

LOL

I'd go for that or "Those other clowns aren't me, though."

And if she replies with snark to that, she gets flowtheory's reply. Though if you're using "hi" to open, you're probably already screwed.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Bye B!tch. Bet that hasn’t.

But does this result in you having your P in her V?

Or it's just a cop out...

You can't fire me because I quit.

 

[flowtheory]

LOL

I'd go for that or "Those other clowns aren't me, though."

And if she replies with snark to that, she gets flowtheory's reply. Though if you're using "hi" to open, you're probably already screwed.

I think by ‘those clown aren’t me, though’ would be qualifying yourself to her.
I think any response to hers automatically makes a man have to put on a dancing monkey costume. Or you have to chop her down a bit.

 

[flowtheory]

But does this result in you having your P in her V?

Or it's just a cop out...

You can't fire me because I quit.

Odd are slim that’s going to happen with that kind of lame B anyways. She’s not easy going and cool. She’s making you jump through hoops right from the start; those are the worst kind of women.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

I think by ‘those clown aren’t me, though’ would be qualifying yourself to her.
I think any response to hers automatically makes a man have to put on a dancing monkey costume. Or you have to chop her down a bit.

Plus, you're putting down other guys who you don't even know.

 

[MoreThanSmooth]

I think by ‘those clown aren’t me, though’ would be qualifying yourself to her.
I think any response to hers automatically makes a man have to put on a dancing monkey costume. Or you have to chop her down a bit.

I'm only qualifying myself as a man who won't take her bulls**t, and who has something to offer above Gym Knucklehead F*ckboi 2045.

But at the same time, yeah, girls like this frankly normally have a massive narcissism complex or attitude problem and I wouldn't even bother.

Plus, you're putting down other guys who you don't even know.

Other guys I don't even know who are my competition. Okay maybe it's an arrogant line, but if she wants to wave how many guys hit on her around, I'm going to neutralise that by implying that those guys are garbage.

And they clearly aren't that great or she wouldn't have swiped me and replied in the first place...

That sends her "social cred" up in smoke and she either shows her true colours by getting bitchy, or has to start dropping the wise-a*ss act.

 

[Reykhel]

You can't fire me because I quit.

Good point. Buffer against rejection. I remember a certain poster here used to say "I approach women and when they are not receptive I ghost them"

....and I thought....well......they kind of ghosted you didn't they?

In this case, I really think it depends on your frame.

When women start acting like this it really depends on your frame.....I really don't understand why more simply don't slip into
the daddy daughter frame.....we all know women can be spoiled little children at time....

why react in any other way when they act like spoiled children than their daddy (or at least elder)

answer to that...

"you're a cheeky mare, aren't you?"

"you've a naughty little girl, aren't you?"

The question tag at the end? it's amazing how often they will buy into that frame, agree and laugh (if you say it in a playful teasing way)

 

[flowtheory]

Good point. Buffer against rejection. I remember a certain poster here used to say "I approach women and when they are not receptive I ghost them"

....and I thought....well......they kind of ghosted you didn't they?

In this case, I really think it depends on your frame.

When women start acting like this it really depends on your frame.....I really don't understand why more simply don't slip into
the daddy daughter frame.....we all know women can be spoiled little children at time....

why react in any other way when they act like spoiled children than their daddy (or at least elder)

answer to that...

"you're a cheeky mare, aren't you?"

"you've a naughty little girl, aren't you?"

The question tag at the end? it's amazing how often they will buy into that frame, agree and laugh (if you say it in a playful teasing way)

Interesting.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Good point. Buffer against rejection. I remember a certain poster here used to say "I approach women and when they are not receptive I ghost them"

....and I thought....well......they kind of ghosted you didn't they?

In this case, I really think it depends on your frame.

When women start acting like this it really depends on your frame.....I really don't understand why more simply don't slip into
the daddy daughter frame.....we all know women can be spoiled little children at time....

why react in any other way when they act like spoiled children than their daddy (or at least elder)

answer to that...

"you're a cheeky mare, aren't you?"

"you've a naughty little girl, aren't you?"

The question tag at the end? it's amazing how often they will buy into that frame, agree and laugh (if you say it in a playful teasing way)

I think a lot of it has to do with whether you actually have any real value.

Although I will admit they have unreasonable standards at times, and at times what they like makes no sense in the first place.

 

[flowtheory]

I think a lot of it has to do with whether you actually have any real value.

Although I will admit they have unreasonable standards at times, and at times what they like makes no sense in the first place.

90% of women online have ridiculous standards. There are plenty of good guys, however 90% of women want that top tier man. But this is where the logical mind of a woman comes in.. which is bad all around. They only want to become potential emotionally entaglened with that top tier male.

 

[Reykhel]

I think a lot of it has to do with whether you actually have any real value.

Although I will admit they have unreasonable standards at times, and at times what they like makes no sense in the first place.

This is a good point. But we have to ask what is value. What's perceived as value...especially...

...when we are out in a bar. I speak to you, you speak to me, we approach some women.......who decides who has value and why?

Value in a bar scene? yeah are you adding to the fun and energy or are you inhibiting the fun and energy?

When you are out in a bar or club nobody is really caring too much about social status, everybody is out to have fun.....in this
context "value" is adding to the fun.

 

[ohrein]

Women who expect more than a greeting are guaranteed high maintenance. These are the ones who are consciously aware that men will throw themselves at her and are defacto higher value than basically any guy that messages her. They're often 6/7's too. Rather than try to pass her sh1t test, I'd say she failed mine. I'm with @flowtheory. "Bye"

Actually. I'd reply, "nope".

 

[ohrein]

Easy

Hi
“This happened already blah blah blah”

“I save my good pickup lines for the pretty girls”

Savage, I love it.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

This is a good point. But we have to ask what is value. What's perceived as value...especially...

...when we are out in a bar. I speak to you, you speak to me, we approach some women.......who decides who has value and why?

Value in a bar scene? yeah are you adding to the fun and energy or are you inhibiting the fun and energy?

When you are out in a bar or club nobody is really caring too much about social status, everybody is out to have fun.....in this
context "value" is adding to the fun.

I EXTREMELY inhibit any sort of fun or good times.

But you might catch a glimpse of my Lamborghini through the window.

And if someone makes a "small d1ck" joke, I might feel like knifing them in the throat.

 

[Trump]

YOU: Hi

HB: This has happened already. Want to try another one?

You: So that was a firm no?

 

[CMNILS87]

“Somebody’s cranky and hasn’t been laid in awhile

 

[MoreThanSmooth]

I EXTREMELY inhibit any sort of fun or good times.

But you might catch a glimpse of my Lamborghini through the window.

And if someone makes a "small d1ck" joke, I might feel like knifing them in the throat.

If you're aware you inhibit the good times, step one is to stop inhibiting the good times! Just make people laugh. Talk s**t. If a girl or a guy is making a joke, just enjoy it even if it's not particularly funny.

In business and work we are unable to bulls**t and just mess about. It's different in social situations and it can be really refreshing. Be the fun guy and you'll start enjoying it yourself.

I think if you cut loose and relaxed, especially without slamming back the alcohol, you might have a really good time. In all honesty, I think you're missing out on one of the biggest pleasures in life, which is socialising, when you're concentrating so hard on procuring sex.

(Also by the way Richard, I actually appreciate this side of you, where you're honest and not throwing insults or arguments out there. It's refreshing and you come across as a much cooler guy).

But you might catch a glimpse of my Lamborghini through the window.

And if someone makes a "small d1ck" joke, I might feel like knifing them in the throat.

A much cooler guy, barring the last line here. If you're Mr. Smooth with the Lambo, who gives two f*cks what some guy making a small d*ck joke thinks?

First of all you don't have a small d*ck, so it's not even an insult that should p*ss you off to the point of "knifing" anyone.

Secondly, the opinion of some dweeb is irrelevant if he's just insulting you to be a downer. It just means he's insecure and a loser.

The correct and sensible response is to mock someone like this back with something subtle and clever, or just ignore it and get the attention of all the cuties at the table with your conversation skills. You'll look like the big man, and your detractors will look stupid.

Basically, losing your cool and threatening to stab people is the number one way to make yourself look like a tw*t. So just take a step back and relax. Especially if you really do get that Lambo, because there's no point having it if someone can rattle your frame with one stupid joke.

Have fun, talk freely with people, cut back the booze intake and just enjoy yourself. Ignore people trying to ruin your day baselessly.

 

[logicallefty]

YOU: Hi

HB: This has happened already. Want to try another one?

LL: I would love to try another one, but not on you. Good luck.