"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Partying

paraguayandj

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Ok, so Im turning 21 on saturday and Im having a major party. I rented an executive suite, Im planning on getting two kegs, bunch of gelatin shots, funnels, tables to play ruit, flip cup, coin, etc. Anyways, I need some advice as to what else I should get and how I can handle about 50 ppl.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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A couple buddies to help you out (sober). Trust me, if something gets out of hand...you won't be able to handle it yourself.

Take keys at the door....etcetc..

Get people to help you ;)
 

paraguayandj

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Yeah I got a little crew of people that will help me out, and i just found out there's gonna be about 80 ppl now. As for Jenga, first of all I don't even know what it means and second whatever it means, it sounds really gay.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Scrumtulescence

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paraguayandj said:
Yeah I got a little crew of people that will help me out, and i just found out there's gonna be about 80 ppl now. As for Jenga, first of all I don't even know what it means and second whatever it means, it sounds really gay.
It's not a party without some Jenga action goin' on.
 

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make sure that your on the bottom floor so that when the cops come, you can run out to your car really fast and take off. also make sure your car is parked facing outw@rds so you dont have to back out, you just turn it on, and drive off.

Stand close to the door so youll be the first to run out when the cops come.

also have a look out watching for the cops. They will come to rape your party! trust me.

Dont have the room in your name, someone will break something undoubtedly, you will have to pay for it.

these are some good tips. lol

ps. wtf is the word "outw@rds" getting censored!!!! fvcking mods, it aint a curse word.
 
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