"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Party Saturday! Need An Outfit!!!

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ProDJ26

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all rite guys this HB8 who I've known since about middle school is throwing a party this weekend. (luckily for me
i get back in town tomorrow :up: ) Anywho it's supposed to be a red and white only party. Also she's puttn me on tha V.I.P. List! man talk about connections! However there are ywo problems:

1) I have no Car nor any transportation on how to get there. When she asked if I was going I joked with her and claimed "I'll go if I'm intrested". Truth be told I don't know how ima show up! Any ideas?

2) My second problem is that I don't have ANYTHING RED OR WHITE! only this one tight ass white t-shirt thanks to the weight gains :crackup:
I thought about wearin a santa suit BUT I remember there going to be an after party and tht **** is gonna get real hot. (party is in Florida)
Any ideas? :nervous:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LMAO well at this point CAb may be only option! My main new year resolution: GET A CAR!
 
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Get a completely white tuxedo.

Some easily washed out red paint. Splash red paint on white suit. Go to party. When asked, explain "I ran into this nutcase art chic at an art expo, she 's completely psycho..."

Santa costume is pretty good too, but I think you would do better going as the easter bunny. Just keep telling people, "Oh no, I came to the wrong party again!"


-E.Nigma
 
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