"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nice pics

I showed my friends the pics and he said "He must be pretty fvcken good!!!":D
 

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U fvckn afc u lack skilz u fool! i am da tru playa sucka u cracka!




































That is what a jealous person would say.

I say "*high five*"
 

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Nice.

I know a girl that looks a little like that Joyce girl. She is a hot one.
 

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What does this thread have to do with anything :rolleyes:

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
What does this thread have to do with anything :rolleyes:

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Dude, Diablo's a moderator. What's he gonna do, close his own thread? :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
What does this thread have to do with anything :rolleyes:

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well this is anything else ...
 

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
What does this thread have to do with anything :rolleyes:

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Anything Else - Sports, the weather, what's happening in the news... or anything else. Talk about it here.

:rolleyes:
 

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moderator=can talk about whatever the hell he wants...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by undesputable
moderator=can talk about whatever the hell he wants...
don't be a hater.

in some cases, your sentiments may be justified.

but thismorning i come online, anything else, theres prob 25 unread threads for me to look at. working in chronological order i've probably skipped about 17 threads. and stopped to read this thread as from the title, i knew EXACTLY what to expect, was interested in the topic.

if you didn't want to see "pix from a party" how about you don't go into a thread called "party pix"
 

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
What does this thread have to do with anything :rolleyes:

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i wasnt hating....i just said that bc of what this guy said. i like these pic threads whenever they come up.
 

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Who gives a **** if he posts his pics here :rolleyes:
Great pics dude, i had a little thought about those 2 shorter girls in the 3rd pic...
Takes 3 to tango :rockon:
 

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That girl in the first pick on the right looks like my old high school Calc teacher. When she taught my class she just graduated from Miami of Ohio, 22 years old :D
 
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