"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm going to a party next weekend, where a girl I like is also coming. She has a boyfriend, but there are definitely sparks between us. I am not sure if her boyfriend is coming, and I hope he won't.
Anyway, I want to succeed on this party, whether her boyfriend is there or not.

I'm looking for some tips on how to "succeed with her" if her boyfriend is not there, and if her boyfriend will be there, I'm looking for some tips on how to make her feel more attracted to me than him. Sounds a little stupid, I know, but I don't care.

If you think I shouldn't try any of these things, there is no point of telling it, as I have already decided it's worth giving a shot.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I love these. Every time there's a new twist to 'how do I get the taken girl'.

You know what to do when there are sparks right? Make it a goddamn fire!
How do we accomplish this?

Pt1.
The best most effective way is to AMOG the boyfriend. Put all of the girl's attention on you. If the guy is a wuss, he'll retreat to the corner, or to the bar as his girlfriend is getting major seduction from you.

Pt2.
Seduction, read up on it now.

Pt3.
Observe her reaction. You must (!!!) be able to figure out if she's really getting something for you. She won't be thinking of her loser boyfriend at this point, especially if she's right into you. KINO is a must, especially if there's some dancing going on. The objective is to make her fall head over heels for her, that will be the only way to break her away from her boyfriend after the party. She'll be all "confused" about the right thing to do, and what she wants to do. By making her want to be with you, all you have to do is keep it going as the days go by.

The time to lay down the groundwork is now.

And if her loser boyfriend isn't there, you saved yourself a lot of hair, and it will be easier for you. :rolleyes:
 
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Allright. Thanks.

Now, the party host is a girl who is celebrating her 18th birthday. We have become pretty good friends during the last months. I am going to buy her a birthday present. However, even though she has told me what she wants, I don't know what to get her. She has showed me and everybody else a type of underwear from H&M, but she's gonna get that from 3-5 people, I guess, so there's no point in buying that. She also said she wanted some jewelry, but I have practically never been inside a jewelry store. Besides, I'm not going to spend much money on this.

Any way, I want to buy her something original. Have you got any tips? Would appreciate it!;)
 
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