"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Well last night I went to a party and was pretty cool. About 20 mins into it these two chicks come up to me and say do you wana pash and I said ok bu you have to do it at the same time so we had a 3-way pash aha. Then later on in the night I just simply went up to a chick and said do you want my chewie and she said yeah and stuck her tounge down my throat. Later on i made out with this random little blonde who I don't know but was quite good.

So overall good night and the best thing about it was that this ***** that I hate drank my piss ahaha.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If I understood what you were talking about, I might congratulate you.
 
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HAHA yea i was wondering the same ****tt
 
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pash=kiss
chewie=chewing gum

Common slang..

Thats kinda disgusting giving her your gum, and the girl would need to be pretty drunk to go for somethingl like that.. I might remember it and try something like that next party I go to though.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pimp !
 
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Thanks for clearing that up arutha I don't know how you guys don't know that. Im from australia by the way. Arutha its not disgusting i mean their tounge is in your throat nayway so what's the difference, It's a common trick I do and always works a treat.
 
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Originally posted by Alittude
Im from australia by the way.
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As am I. Probably how I knew..

Try asking a sober girl if she wants your gum, even if you've made out with her before. Mos likely she will respond with disgust.

But yeah, probably a good trick if you're both drunk.
 
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