"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Parents think im taking steroids

hb

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WTFFFFFFF Ive worked my butt off, and yes i do take supplements, but I take natural supplements like ZMA,Whey protein, amino acids, and multi vitamins. oo and Ephedra(which is natural) But they see me getting big and see me taking pills............

Today my mom was like your gonna regret what your doing when you get older LMAO
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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gav

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i'm the same

i don't think they realise how much fvcking effort is required to bulk

my uncle and dad say "just eat normal stuff like we do" and get bigger naturally.
"that whey powder stuff's not good for you"
funniest one yet from a guy at my gym (being serious)
"you want to get bigger? drink lots of beer. that'll make you bigger":rolleyes:
 

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My mom was a little freaked out at first. But then I just showed her the bottles and that they're basically just vitamins, and I showed her the book of the program I'm using (she actually read the whole thing because of the weightloss info in it).
 

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"you want to get bigger? drink lots of beer. that'll make you bigger"

In the stomach...:rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Fatality

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This thread should be moved to the teen forum at bodybuilding.com.:D

"I weigh 165lbs and everybody thinks I'm juicin"
 
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