"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Paranormal Activity

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I thought it was wonderful.

Two primary reasons:

1. It was made for $11,000. You can't buy two tickets to a picture with nachos and a large drink for $11,000 anymore.

2. It stayed true to itself. It didn't veer off into vagueness and ambiguity and instead stayed within the confines of the overall theme. To scare the shat out of you.

Look at it from this perspective; Battlefield Earth cost $ obscene millions and is the biggest floating turd in the toilet bowl of Hollywood studio movies.

I'm a film grad and working filmmaker so my perspective on the craft of filmmaking is a bit different than the filmbuff. But I know a good picture when I see it and I saw it with Paranormal Activity.

I'm also the resident Demonologist and Historian for a paranormal group here in town which gives me a seperately unique insight into this material.

Oh and the screener copy has leaked out to torrent sites. I have all three screener copies which I've watched 5 times today. Find the 1.16 gig copy as it has the best video and audio of the three.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Is it really that scary? Thinking of taking a woman as a first, second or whatever i feel like kind of date. I'm not too good with scary movies but... i haven't seen a decent movie in AGES (7 months or so).

On another note, I'm looking forward to that 2012 movie. Although i am a sucker for doomsday type movies...
 

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In all seriousness this picture made me jump out of my skin a few times.

It's not Pulp Fiction but that's the best part of it, it's simple and stays completely within the structure of the plot.

The acting is better than 90% of the garbage out now. Have you seen SAW V?

That's scary because it's so fvcking awful. I don't know how far they can take the SAW mythology without burning it to the ground.

P.A. is a perfect first outing picture.

Be warned though, there are some images which will stay with you well after you've gone to sleep after seeing this picture.
 

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So basically Karma you're saying its Exorcist level "Let Jesus f*ck you!" scary? :crackup:

If so I may just have to throw down some change for a ticket. :rock: :yes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I thought the movie was total bullsh!t and a waste of money. Then again, I walked in already knowing it was fake....so then it just came off as cheesy.
 

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SmoothTalker said:
... is anybody with half a brain NOT going in knowing it's fake?
Well apparently the rest of the audience that was watching it with me has less than half a brain...they all walked out saying it was real until I burst their bubble.
 

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So Karma, I take it it's not the typical dumbsh1t horror flick like you described? I'm into the paranormal too and put it this way, I like shows like Paranormal State more than I like shows like Ghost Hunters, who try to prove things and don't think about the spiritual side of things.

So do you think I'd like this one?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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speed dawg said:
So do you think I'd like this one?
You bet your ass I do.

The fact that Spielberg took time out of his day to suggest the theatrical ending say's a good bit about the picture overall.

What impressed me the most was how well it amped up the anticipation. Anyone who's seen it who says they weren't anxiously waiting for them to go to bed to see what else was going to happen is full of sh!t.
 

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I thought it was ok. the movie going experience was fun however.

People thinking it was real? lolz.
 

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Watched it the other day. Pretty scary, but gave me a splitting headache. I couldn't wait for it to be over because of that damn shaking camera.
 

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fuzzx said:
The next one up is Fourth Kind...
I'm gonna watch this.

I realize that 98% of this abduction crap is utter nonsense, but I can suspend my disbelief more readily for the possibility of extraterrestrial visitation than I can for ghosts and spooks. It's at least plausible.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rollo Tomassi said:
I realize that 98% of this abduction crap is utter nonsense, but I can suspend my disbelief more readily for the possibility of extraterrestrial visitation than I can for ghosts and spooks. It's at least plausible.
??????????

There's at least SOME tangible evidence of "ghosts", whatever you want to call them. Many people don't know as much on the subject as I do, so I won't go into it. Pictures, video, etc.

There's nothing but a bunch of redneck fruitcakes that claim to be abducted by "aliens".
 
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I actually felt a streak of urine come out me pee pee hole after watching this.
 

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I think you've all been brainwashed by the media hype surrounding this movie, thinking this movie was a lot scarier than it actually was.

You've got to be motherfvcking Richard Simmons to be scared of this movie.
 

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This movie was terrible. Let me spoil the movie real quick about 1hour in the movie you hear like 3 or 4 banging sounds on the walls. The only part of the movie that was entertaining to me was when the psychic said he had to go because the demon was pissed off that he was there. If demons give you a boner this movie is for you.
 

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speed dawg said:
There's at least SOME tangible evidence of "ghosts", whatever you want to call them.
Tangible? Like ectoplasmic residue? Heheh,..

"something sneezes and you want to keep it."


What I meant was that I'm far more inclined to believe the possibility that extraterrestrial life in the universe exists than I could ever be convinced that Aunt Mildred is still lingering around in the spirit realm.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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