okay so we were rubbing up on eachother, and i shifted my buddy to make it more comfortable...then later on i fingered her. im pretty sure my fingers were dry so the chances of sperm surving are low...but im still freaking out here. and what are the chances of sperm getting through 4 layers of clothing. **** maybe i should wait until im married :nono:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
paranoid...
- Thread starter Bjj_playa
- Start date