"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Pajama Party Report

kdnash82

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Alright... just wanted to let you all know what happened last night. I ended up throwing a PJ Party at my place. A guy from here Hero contacted me a while back and asked if he could come hang out with me sometime. I told him the next time I threw a party he was invited and I stayed true to that.

Intially things were slow. Just a bunch of guys sitting around playing cards. Good social environment. Then some of my lady friends showed up in ligerie. I would rate 2 an 8 and the other 8.5. Definately hot.

Later two sisters showed up. They were a little bit on the chunkier side, but definately cute in the face. I would give them a 7.5-8 also. Hero wore a t-shirt that had "Life of the Party" and I have to give it to him, he definately lived up to his shirt. He got things started off nicely by getting the two sisters to dance. I thought that he would be on the shy side, but I was definately wrong. He was very open and relaxed around a bunch of people he just met.

One of the girls that came to the party, I've been with sexually. She brought a friend with her. I would rate my FB a 7 and her friend a 6. Her friend was on the bigger side but cute in the face and very very pretty eyes. Not to mention she had some tig ole bitties.

Back to the trio of hotties. I've been hanging out with one of them for a little while now. She's one of my neighbors and we usually go to the jacuzzi together. So, we're sitting there talking and her friend scrapes the back of her neck which sends a crazy chill up her spine or something. So I made a remark of how I just found her hot spot and proceed to kissing on the back of her neck. She's loving it, so I literally pick her up and take her into my friends bedroom since it was right there. I make another remark of how I'm gonna find some other spots and start to kiss her neck. She's loving this too. Eventually we're making out in my friends room.

Then flashes start going off. My friends come in and start taking pictures. Her friends come in also and say something about going to another party. At this point me and the girl are down on the floor still making out. It really starts to get hot and heavy, so before things really escalate to the point of "if she makes me stop I'm gonna be pissed", I stop. I send her on her way and that was that.

I go checking for my FB and she's no where to be found. I check my bedroom and there is her friend laying on my bed. So I go to talk to her and she says "close the door, there is something i wanna tell you." So I close the door and she starts going on about how she wants me to bring her friend in here so she can eat my FB's puzzy while FB sucks my dikk. I'm shocked. She then pulls out her tits. Sucked on those for a little bit, then she pulls my dikk out and starts sucking. She then says that she wants to taste my FB's puzzy on my dikk.

A knock on the door and it's the FB. I figure I'm busted, but the friend pulls her in the room and closes the door. She hugs my FB and kisses her on the neck. FB lays down on the bed and they whisper to eachother. Then out of the blue the friend gets up and leaves, leaving me with FB. FB says that she's sleeping in my bed tonight so I shouldn't worry about anything else. I pretty much blow her off and head back to the party.

Things start to become a little fuzzy at this point. I simply remember calling my girl and telling her that I would be over. I left the house and stayed at my girls place. I get a phone call from my FB's friend saying that she had a good time. I get home and hear the story of how FB passed out and some guy ended up dry humping her. I think there was more to the story, but honestly didn't care too much.

That's pretty much all there is to the story. Overall a very good night. A little drama. I'm only hoping things don't get weird between me and my neighbor. Also hoping that things will escalate between me and my neighbor. We'll see what happens and I'll keep you posted.

To all those that are gonna be like "You have a girlfriend, you shouldn't be seeing other women.. blah blah blah blah." Let me do what I do, and I'll leave you to jerking off.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hero

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Thanks for inviting me to the party kdash82. I had a blast @ the party.
 

KontrollerX

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It reads like the night ended badly for you but eh you seem to of had fun so uh good work man.
 

kdnash82

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Hero said:
Thanks for inviting me to the party kdash82. I had a blast @ the party.
No problem at all Hero. Like I said before, you're always welcome at any other events I might have and i'll keep you posted on when we go out. People really enjoyed being around you and you're definately a fun person to be around. Definately a pleasure. I'll send you the pics later this week.

Post your experience/view of the party.

KontrollerX... it does read that way. I will definately admit that I was bumbed about the cutie taking off to go to another party. Said something about her military friends taking off for Iraq and being prior military I can never argue with supporting the troops. If they wore the same outfits that they wore to my place, then they will definately be sent off with a good lasting memory.

Overall, my purpose at any event is to have fun, and even though everything didn't go my way, I still enjoyed myself. Thanks for reading.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hero

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Your party was a mix between the mtv/bet after party with the victoria's secret fashion show. My mind set @ your party was to have fun; great music, great host, great people, great drinks.
 
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