"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Paintball any one?

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I know at least one other person plays on this forum, but I know there has to be a few more.

Woods ball is my preference, but not a huge selection here in the Bay Area.

Any one else play regularly?

Currently shooting:

ICD Promaster w/Freak
And what used to be a Pro Stock ****er, but now is considered "custom" by WGP.

Thinking about getting a customized Tippman for kicks, but eh.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sounds brilliant man, I'm not terribly familiar with Texas, but I have the image that its a big desert.

That true?
 

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I was on a team, but I havent played in a while, I sold my hoper and one of my tanks off idk I may be getting out of it but its a very fun hobby.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wolf said:
Lmao! Are you serious? Those things are way cool, nobody would see you... unless they like stepped on you.
Airsoft is very cool, and cheaper to an extent. I prefer the way the guns look, but I just like paintball better.

Its like racing cars and racing motorcycles. Sorta.
 

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<--- into rec ball at the moment

I'm blazin with:

tippmann pro/car (semi auto i know :( but its as reliable a gun as there is.
j&j 14" barrel

also bought a zeus g2 pistol for mad fun, might sell my tippmann and get another!


just picked up an air tank the other day, lookin to try it out soon.
 

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Quiksilver said:
<--- into rec ball at the moment

I'm blazin with:

tippmann pro/car (semi auto i know :( but its as reliable a gun as there is.
j&j 14" barrel

also bought a zeus g2 pistol for mad fun, might sell my tippmann and get another!


just picked up an air tank the other day, lookin to try it out soon.
I really like the BT line of guns, they look wicked real, come in AC Digital Camo and ****, they're ****ing cool!

Semi Auto is all you need man, full auto/high BPS wastes paint. All you need is one to trace, one to mark. For woods at least.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Looks like mostly woodsball players, anybody else tourny players?
 
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