"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Pageant: Pt2.... The Sosuave.net theme song and its 21 cousins of High Paradise

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This is part two of :
Pageant: The most AFC song on the planet and its 14 runner up miscreants *caped*
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=159460



Do you remember that good time when you hit it off with that super cute cutie?
Or that favorite memory ,the one where your the king with a crown?
Or when you were dancing, and you felt like a super sayian with 510 million bucks?
Or all those totally confident "I don't give a fvck" powered up moments?

Well, imagine having the soundtrack to that. Below are 22 troublemaker songs, from my vast audio collection of thousands, that keep you running with the energy drink trance of everything you got. I handpicked them, and they give your brain a chemical warfare, a sexual, confident battlefield of "I got the power". A weather forecast of "I don't give a rats a$$, im gonna do it anyways". This are the songs that send you into orbt, and back down to earth as a as a high state, sexual, naughty meteor storm. With the side effects of a lions roar, number one is especially delicious, so let the pageant begin!

Submit your own songs, the ones that send you into High Paradise


22. I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) - Pitbull (its spanglish)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tMV96xULk

21. Supa Dupa Fly - 666
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGyx5Gxx1kY

20. Police Truck - Dead Kennedys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PScmRiaZhwk

19. Galvanize - The Chemical Brothers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2hzVV2Nwfs

18. Pump it - Black Eye Peas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxUbaRk34RE

17. Highway Star -Deep Purple
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm2L5QL0hwc

16. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0

15. Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Q9dNOKimc&feature=related

14. Mambo Number 5. Lou Bega

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGJpfS3zIk

13. Master Exploder - Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A

12. The Way I Mate - Rednex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2slbO63Qa6g

11. Fvck Authority - Pennywise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGHWQBglCZY

10.HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER (Alive 2007) -Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGECJP3phyY

9. Stand Up and Shout - DIO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGj6Cj392Cc

8. Stop The Rock - Apollo 440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QeCNb7nAZI

7. Party Starter - Will Smith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Z525o2mLA

6. Viva La Revolution- The Adicts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBK9cFECLGQ

5. Like Something For Porno - Felix Da Housecat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynIMoGYs9g

4. Power - Helloween
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmP4iTGY97Y

3. Act A Fool - Lil Jon, Three Six Mafia, Flosstradamus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VpK3ZX58wg

2.Get Crazy - LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZKN2d-U3KU&feature=channel_page

* leaving planet earth, skybound*


* flying, dancing on cloud tops*


* entering high paradise*


* NIMBUS STATE*


* Aphodisiac Attack!*


* Your Endorphins are showing*




* Sosuave Theme Song up Ahead*





*5*




*4*





*3*






*2*





*1*





*Launch....time!*

1.Rockstar ( Jason Nevins Renix) - N.E.R.D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul-tYUDefxs
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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You seem like you have a weird personality.

If i lived where you lived... I'd be out every single day.
 
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Michele said:
You seem like you have a weird personality.

If i lived where you lived... I'd be out every single day.
Im going clubbing tonight. I know what you mean. I may sound weird when i type, but it makes sense in the real world. Its the morning, and i am bored in my business class with my laptop. I have had this in my head for a while, listening to my Zune as i work out.This keeps me entertained since Myspace is blocked, and thanks :up:. Gotta go, she's waiting!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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