"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pageant: Pt2.... The Sosuave.net theme song and its 21 cousins of High Paradise

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This is part two of :
Pageant: The most AFC song on the planet and its 14 runner up miscreants *caped*
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=159460



Do you remember that good time when you hit it off with that super cute cutie?
Or that favorite memory ,the one where your the king with a crown?
Or when you were dancing, and you felt like a super sayian with 510 million bucks?
Or all those totally confident "I don't give a fvck" powered up moments?

Well, imagine having the soundtrack to that. Below are 22 troublemaker songs, from my vast audio collection of thousands, that keep you running with the energy drink trance of everything you got. I handpicked them, and they give your brain a chemical warfare, a sexual, confident battlefield of "I got the power". A weather forecast of "I don't give a rats a$$, im gonna do it anyways". This are the songs that send you into orbt, and back down to earth as a as a high state, sexual, naughty meteor storm. With the side effects of a lions roar, number one is especially delicious, so let the pageant begin!

Submit your own songs, the ones that send you into High Paradise


22. I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) - Pitbull (its spanglish)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tMV96xULk

21. Supa Dupa Fly - 666
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGyx5Gxx1kY

20. Police Truck - Dead Kennedys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PScmRiaZhwk

19. Galvanize - The Chemical Brothers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2hzVV2Nwfs

18. Pump it - Black Eye Peas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxUbaRk34RE

17. Highway Star -Deep Purple
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm2L5QL0hwc

16. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0

15. Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Q9dNOKimc&feature=related

14. Mambo Number 5. Lou Bega

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGJpfS3zIk

13. Master Exploder - Tenacious D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A

12. The Way I Mate - Rednex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2slbO63Qa6g

11. Fvck Authority - Pennywise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGHWQBglCZY

10.HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER (Alive 2007) -Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGECJP3phyY

9. Stand Up and Shout - DIO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGj6Cj392Cc

8. Stop The Rock - Apollo 440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QeCNb7nAZI

7. Party Starter - Will Smith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Z525o2mLA

6. Viva La Revolution- The Adicts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBK9cFECLGQ

5. Like Something For Porno - Felix Da Housecat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynIMoGYs9g

4. Power - Helloween
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmP4iTGY97Y

3. Act A Fool - Lil Jon, Three Six Mafia, Flosstradamus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VpK3ZX58wg

2.Get Crazy - LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZKN2d-U3KU&feature=channel_page

* leaving planet earth, skybound*


* flying, dancing on cloud tops*


* entering high paradise*


* NIMBUS STATE*


* Aphodisiac Attack!*


* Your Endorphins are showing*




* Sosuave Theme Song up Ahead*





*5*




*4*





*3*






*2*





*1*





*Launch....time!*

1.Rockstar ( Jason Nevins Renix) - N.E.R.D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul-tYUDefxs
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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You seem like you have a weird personality.

If i lived where you lived... I'd be out every single day.
 
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Michele said:
You seem like you have a weird personality.

If i lived where you lived... I'd be out every single day.
Im going clubbing tonight. I know what you mean. I may sound weird when i type, but it makes sense in the real world. Its the morning, and i am bored in my business class with my laptop. I have had this in my head for a while, listening to my Zune as i work out.This keeps me entertained since Myspace is blocked, and thanks :up:. Gotta go, she's waiting!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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