"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Pacman Jones

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What's up with this fool? They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Looks like that's what's gonna happen. Is he the next Mike Tyson?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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To quote Rick James (Dave Chapelle)

"THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY"
 

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I DON'T think his problem is money. he was a fool before he had money an he isn't THAT damn rich. in the NFL you have money but unless you are one of the top 2-3 picks and you play QB.. your real money comes on your 2nd contract. He probably clears 2 mil a year which isn't chump change

his problem is his lack of a role model. he tries to hard to fit in. he doesn't comprehend the fact that he is not in the same situation as his friends are anymore. he doesn't have to carry around a gun. he IS a target and his friends aren't.
 

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Re:

He was a problem before he entered the NFL.

I knew of all players he wouldn't, and can't, change. His actions are the worst of any players. Worse than TO. Worse than MOSS. Drunk driving? Yes, you could kill someone, but it isn't close to what PacMan has done and what is coming. Even Tank Johnson isn't quite as close. With his offenses, he's on par with former RB from Denver (Maurice....something, former Ohio State).

I hope he doesn't come back. The nfl doesn't need.

Moreover, giving 21-22 years BIG money for college performance?
COME ON!!! For the top picks it's not even a level playing field!
Calvin Johnson is so far above all other WRs and CB's, that his performance was destined. Does that mean the fans/owners have to cough up dough for an unproven performance?

STOP GIVING ROOKIES BIG CONTRACTS.

Pay them moderately, then let them escalate as performance dictates.
Er, Ryan Leaf? W-T-F
Charles Rogers?
Mike Williams?

30 million? Please. Perform, THEN get paid.
I couldn't believe it when Bush was harping that he was SUPPOSED to be pick 1, and wanted the same money as Mario Williams, ALTHOUGH he didn't get picked #1. I have sympathy for RBs, b/c they have to get their dough early and fast, but most other players have longer time lines, especially for adapting to the nfl, which they may never do. Being as nasty as LT, SA, LJ, etc isn't as likely, but due to turnover of RB, they get a shot immediately, and more play time if they can catch and block well.


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A-Unit said:
He was a problem before he entered the NFL.

I knew of all players he wouldn't, and can't, change. His actions are the worst of any players. Worse than TO. Worse than MOSS. Drunk driving? Yes, you could kill someone, but it isn't close to what PacMan has done and what is coming. Even Tank Johnson isn't quite as close. With his offenses, he's on par with former RB from Denver (Maurice....something, former Ohio State).

I hope he doesn't come back. The nfl doesn't need.

Moreover, giving 21-22 years BIG money for college performance?
COME ON!!! For the top picks it's not even a level playing field!
Calvin Johnson is so far above all other WRs and CB's, that his performance was destined. Does that mean the fans/owners have to cough up dough for an unproven performance?

STOP GIVING ROOKIES BIG CONTRACTS.

Pay them moderately, then let them escalate as performance dictates.
Er, Ryan Leaf? W-T-F
Charles Rogers?
Mike Williams?

30 million? Please. Perform, THEN get paid.
I couldn't believe it when Bush was harping that he was SUPPOSED to be pick 1, and wanted the same money as Mario Williams, ALTHOUGH he didn't get picked #1. I have sympathy for RBs, b/c they have to get their dough early and fast, but most other players have longer time lines, especially for adapting to the nfl, which they may never do. Being as nasty as LT, SA, LJ, etc isn't as likely, but due to turnover of RB, they get a shot immediately, and more play time if they can catch and block well.


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not quite


when you sit down and look at it.... pac man hasn't done anything really but be stupid.. if being stupid is criminal he wuold be doing 5-10 right now.

even now.... he flashed a gun at osmeone in a strip club altercation, but left before things got heated.

now, I'm not saying he isn't a problem child, but he has to cross a river and climb Mt. everest to be in the same Ballpark as Clarett.

Maurice clarett if you don't remember, is in jail for weapon trafficking, among other things

Tank Johnson was caught with enough ammo in his house to start WW3

Pac man gets in trouble when he goes to strip clubs.... not really of the same significance.. however when it happens once ever month.

when you have been arrested more times than you have put on an NFL uniform.. when you have a 1:1 ratio, that's not good
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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