"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ovulation: The Golden Moment of Opportunity

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I finally had sex with a woman I had been working on for months. It was the longest drawn out, most complicated, tricky, trying event I have experienced with a woman. She wanted to wait and test me, and check and re-check for every sort of congruency. So what finally sealed the deal? I happened to run into her while she was ovulating, and that was that.

We know when a woman is ovulating, all that matters is that you are there, and you have an available d!ck. No techniques, no rules, no Mystery Methods, etc. Just you, your dong, and her vagina that can't tolerate another minute without something inside it. It IS the Golden Moment of opportunity.

So my thoughts are, "How can we identify women who are ovulating?" Imagine walking into a club and instantly being able to tell who is ovulating. It would increase your success enormously, and you would be providing a legitimate service to a woman who desperately needs d!ck.

My idea is for a laser pen that you could point around at women, and it could detect ovulation somehow. Any generous scientists around here?

But in reality, I did notice a few things differently about her that gave me a clue.

1. She was extra happy to see me, and had a funny look in her eye's. Almost as if she had been brainwashed. And she actually was being brain washed by her hormones.

2. I saw her outside a restaurant and she was confused on what to eat, and if she should eat there or somewhere else, or eat at all. You see, her body had higher priorities than eating food. I believe when a woman is ovulating the only clear thought she has is "Get D1ck."

3. She was very suggestible, and non argumentative or abrasive.

If anyone has any other signs to look for or indicators that can contribute, please add them.

BTW, do lesbians ovulate? And if so, do they crave d!ck also at that time. There's a great study. :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Yes, lesbians ovulate... they have vaginas after all.

The traits you noticed in her are more representative of her mood, which may or may not correlate to her ovulation. The book "Sperm Wars" talks about ovulation and how women become more prone to casual sex and infidelity while ovulating. But I wouldn't read too far into it. It's not like it's a magic moment when they just jump on any **** that lets them. They just become a bit hornier than usual.
 

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Entropy4 said:
Yes, lesbians ovulate... they have vaginas after all.
I was being sarcastic. But you missed the important part of this. Do they crave D!ck?

Entropy4 said:
The traits you noticed in her are more representative of her mood, which may or may not correlate to her ovulation.
I know her moods well. It was definitely relative to ovulation.


Entropy4 said:
The book "Sperm Wars" talks about ovulation and how women become more prone to casual sex and infidelity while ovulating. But I wouldn't read too far into it. It's not like it's a magic moment when they just jump on any **** that lets them. They just become a bit hornier than usual.
Dont down play the significance here. Have you experienced the difference?
 

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In a scientific study

On average strippers earn $50 a night in tips, $70 when ovulating and $30 when menstruating.

PS you stole my idea!! lol I was going to have a pheromone sensor and decrypter that showed the position of the girls cycle.
 

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wolf116 said:
PS you stole my idea!! lol I was going to have a pheromone sensor and decrypter that showed the position of the girls cycle.
Maybe some sort of PH litmus test could show it. You see a girl in a club headed for the restroom. "Excuse me, could I get just a small sample of your urine. I'm conducting an important study that could determine whether or not I hit on you tonight." :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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lmao! geek chic
 

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Women dress differently during ovulation, show more skin.

Theoretically your body should be able to identify an ovulating women by mans of pheromones.
 

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Mistic said:
I finally had sex with a woman I had been working on for months. It was the longest drawn out, most complicated, tricky, trying event I have experienced with a woman. She wanted to wait and test me, and check and re-check for every sort of congruency. So what finally sealed the deal? I happened to run into her while she was ovulating, and that was that.

We know when a woman is ovulating, all that matters is that you are there, and you have an available d!ck. No techniques, no rules, no Mystery Methods, etc. Just you, your dong, and her vagina that can't tolerate another minute without something inside it. It IS the Golden Moment of opportunity.

So my thoughts are, "How can we identify women who are ovulating?" Imagine walking into a club and instantly being able to tell who is ovulating. It would increase your success enormously, and you would be providing a legitimate service to a woman who desperately needs d!ck.

My idea is for a laser pen that you could point around at women, and it could detect ovulation somehow. Any generous scientists around here?

But in reality, I did notice a few things differently about her that gave me a clue.

1. She was extra happy to see me, and had a funny look in her eye's. Almost as if she had been brainwashed. And she actually was being brain washed by her hormones.

2. I saw her outside a restaurant and she was confused on what to eat, and if she should eat there or somewhere else, or eat at all. You see, her body had higher priorities than eating food. I believe when a woman is ovulating the only clear thought she has is "Get D1ck."

3. She was very suggestible, and non argumentative or abrasive.

If anyone has any other signs to look for or indicators that can contribute, please add them.

BTW, do lesbians ovulate? And if so, do they crave d!ck also at that time. There's a great study. :crackup:
BTW, if you are asking how to identify a woman that is ovulating, how do you know for sure that this one was ovulating?
 

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes said:
BTW, if you are asking how to identify a woman that is ovulating, how do you know for sure that this one was ovulating?
She told me.
 
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