Over-rated beauties

[Rollo Tomassi]

DARTH, I'm seeing a definite theme in your picks of desirable women. Short hair, smarty MILF. You do know these are the women who later turn into Martha Stewart right?

 

[DarthJuan]

DARTH, I'm seeing a definite theme in your picks of desirable women. Short hair, smarty MILF. You do know these are the women who later turn into Martha Stewart right?

Yikes. That's a scary thought.
But of course, that list is of the third string bench warmers.

My first string team consists of:
Veronica Zemanova, Heidi Klum, Josie Maran, Kim Smith and Marisa Miller. :cheer:

 

[MrS]

Beyonce.
Too shiny.

 

[Tomatoes]

Elisha Cuthbert - HB 6.5
Jennifer Love Hewitt - UG 4.5
Angelina Jolie - HB 5.5
Mischa Barton - HB 5.5
Vida Guerrera - HB 7.0 (with no a'ss we're looking at around 5.0)
Jessica Simpson - HB 5.5
Demi Moore - HB 6.0
Jennifer Lopez - HB 7.0

There's alot more, but these are the ones that make me go "Are you f'ucking serious?" everytime I hear about a dude drooling over them. I see chicks that are 10 times as hot as these women on a daily basis. And that ain't no s'hit neither.

*Slap slap slap slap slap*

Elisha Cuthbert IS HOT

Angelina Jolie isnt hot in my opinion.

 

[S1NN3R]

Soleil Moon Fry. Not only did she go from Punk to F*ucking hot with massive mamaries, but she's gorgeous now.

You've got to be kidding right?

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m143/S1NN3RRX7/6043_frye_s66709393.jpg
God, she's only four or five years older than me and she looks 40-something.

Vida Guerra.

Again, you can't be serious. Sure she's got a fat ass and the ghetto boys like that, but her face just looks busted, seriously busted. Her eyes are droopy, her cheeks are puffy, her nose profile shows up on Google Earth, and her lips look so collagen pumped it's not even funny. And the ass is the only thing she has going for her. While she might not have a pot-belly, her body is still astoundingly unremarkable (thunder-thighs, anyone?). She's built an entire following on a fat ass. It's crazy, I have more respect for that whacknut Paris Hilton. Vida doesn't deserve 10 seconds of UHF broadcasting if you ask me.


I can't believe these hoes are what passes for "beauty" these days. No b!tch alive can hold a candle to Audrey Hepburn. Back then, chicks didn't need to shakes their asses in thongs in magazines or fling their nasty ass nipple rings around at the SuperBowl or "accidentally" get filmed fcuking to get noticed.

 

[amadoodisforrealz]

you guys can't be serious...i nominate uh...actually, probably the only good-looking woman i've seen on tv lately is that chick from dancing with the stars,

kelly monaco

and she was in playboy, and other mags...not exactly a 'tv or movie star' per se, but the hottest i've seen on the tube lately

and other than that the only ones who do it for me are kate beckinsale (she looks kind of like kelly monaco)

the rest of the girls on tv are over-hyped 'blah' just disgusting.

it's like the girls i meet/date are waaay hotter than tv stars, movie stars, and porn stars...those 3 categories are full of over-hyped fuglies

point is, it's the marketing...they market themselves really well. the ones who have the best marketing win, not necessarily the ones with the best looks and sex appeal

btw, that eva longora pic w/o makeup almost made me throw up

 

[KillaCam]

Give me Kate Hudson and Charlize Theron anyday.

And S1NN3R, thumbs up for Audrey Hepburn dude.

 

[cant think of a user name]

Actually, now with Myspace and other internet sites, everybody can be a "star" and people are starting to care less about all these overrated Hollywood puppets. Seriously, Eva, Jennifer Aniston, Britney or even Angelina would be average at best on Myspace.

So, I see the decentralization of fame as a good thing here. Less power to these stupid matinee idols and more power back to the people!

"Decentralization of fame" . Awesome post.

You bring up a point I've never considered before (probably because I never paid much attention to celebs) - a lot of normal, regular people are far more attractive than so many of those "hot" celebrities.

 

[wayword]

God, she's only four or five years older than me and she looks 40-something.

Again, you can't be serious. Sure she's got a fat ass and the ghetto boys like that, but her face just looks busted, seriously busted. Her eyes are droopy, her cheeks are puffy, her nose profile shows up on Google Earth, and her lips look so collagen pumped it's not even funny.

I agree, she only looked really good from one rear angle in some MAXIM shoot, and that was IT! If you see her standing around, she is short, squat and her face looks like T-Mac! Talk about a butterface!

And Soleil MF looks like Alanis Morissette in 20 years...wtf?!

cant think of a user name - For the longest time, our mass media dictated to us who we could worship as hot. Well, f that now!

Although, I would say that the hottest actresses on TV are actually the B-listers in soap operas, not the big shows.

 

[A-Unit]

Re:

Ok, I'll retract that Soleil Moon Frye. Initially I was turned on at the thought of her massive boobs, but that picture just made permanent any erectile disfunction I might have brewing. YUCK. I was, er, drunk that day.

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On Vida, I'm deadly serious. I love booties like that. Lots to grab when she rides you. Lots to plow through when you hit it.

I'm not talking beautiful. What's beautiful and graceful like some women on TV or in pictures IS NOT, to me, what turns me on or gets me going or I want to mate with. And to me, they're ONE and the SAME. I can't same a woman is beautiful, and then not say I want to bang her bad. That's like a chick saying she likes you....as a friend. If a girl is bangalicious, then she's gotta be pretty hot to me. If not, then she isn't worth rubbing dirt on.

A friend of my GF, looks like a Maria Carey. She drinks like a fish though, and so I have no clue how she stays thin. She's got the thicker build, the booty and the boobs.

It's amazing to me, though, how women think they're all so hot, when the body comes and goes. Not to mention with the glut of women willing to wear skimpy clothes or get naked, what they got is NOT unique. The next level of female competition will entail Beer-Flavored Nipples and Gyrating Pvssies that can Fvck and Suck you while you're doing her. I can't fathom what the next decade of women's liberation and freedom will do the appearance, status, and promiscuity of women. It's like a tribe gone mad, with the women in control and all daugthers, grandmothers, and now wives are allowed to run amok.



A-Unit

 

[S1NN3R]

How old is she? Just curious.

19 or 20, something like that. She was in The Hills Have Eyes also....

 

[chevelle]

I think about this from time to time, so it's ironic that you make a topic about this phenomenon. I can't stand be around people who constantly patronize celebrities. I know guys who talk about shagging eva or whoever, yet they can't even get a date!

How do you think these individuals got so successful? DO you think it's the luck of the draw or they sold their soul to the devil? This is the part of life i don't understand--mediocre people becoming kazillionaires.

 

[DarthJuan]

19 or 20, something like that. She was in The Hills Have Eyes also....

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/1925...03683.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Ortiz, Laura

 

[wayword]

The bulldyke Matriarx has lowered the standards of men in this country so far we've forgotten what an actual HB8+ is anymore...

But just go overseas, and ye shall remember!

Keely Hazell :yes:

Now honestly, could some glorified hoodrat like Vida Guerra even hold a candle to this (all-natural too)?

 

[Eccentric]

Over rated: Kirsten Dunst, Drew Barrymore.

People I wish would go away: Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba.

Now they may not be the hotest, but I'd totally do these chicks: Patricia Heaton (wife from Everybody Loves Raymond), Perrey Reeves (Entourage, Aris wife), Pamela Adlon (Wife from Lucky Louie).

I'm sick of seeing these has-been model/tv actresses being labeled the hottest in Hollywood. Oh look, another Jessica Alba bikini shoot in Maxim. Lets all run to the book store with our pants around our ankles.

 

[CCKazi007]

Underrated HBs

- Jordanna Brewster (Brunett from The Fast and the Furious)
- Britnnay Snow
- Elisha Curtbert (In first season of 24)
- Scarlett Johansson (So hot in the Island)

Overrated HBs

- Vida Guerra
- Carmen Electra
- Jessica Simpson
- Jennifer Aniston
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Jessica Alba
- Lindsey Lohan
- Tyra Banks

Overrated UGS!

- Paris Hilton
- Nichole Richie
- Hilary Duff
- Kiera Knightly
- Hilary Swank, Eva Mendes and Halle Berry all look like gay dudes.
- Pam Anderson
- Old Britney Spears
- Nichole Kidman
- Katie Holmes
- Julia Roberts
- Renee Zellwigger

 

[ValleyDJing]

Whats with all the hate on Jessica Simpson? http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/FloatyFairy11605/jessica_simpson_06_b.jpg good lord somebody put me out of my misery

Overated-
Kiera Knightly (ugggghhhhh! gagging myself)
Reese Witherspoon (very average)
Angelina Jolie (hot but nowhere near what the tabloids say)
Jennifer Lopez (again hot, but too plain in my view. Like someone said earlier, needs more than an ass to sell me on her)
Eva Longoria (cute but come on...they're going overboard) I do think that photo is fake though

Underated-
Elisha Cuthbert ( :rockon: )
Marissa Miller (si swimsuit :rockon: )
Emilie de Ravin (chick from hills have eyes)
Tyra Banks (please dont make me hurt some of you http://www.celebritieshub.com/jpg1024x768/tyra_banks_001_eo.jpg or http://www.starshub.com/1024x768/tyra_banks_002.htm)
Serena Williams (again, please don't be foolish http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/bulldog_red7/serenawilliams.jpg thicky thick. yeah!)
and she may not be underated but jeniffer aniston anybody? http://www.btinternet.com/~digital.wallpapers/jennifer_aniston_1.jpg yeah I thought so.
:rockon: :rockon:
anyways fun thread.

 

[ChrizZ]

Over rated HBs:
Julia Roberts
Reese Witherspoon
Eva Longoria
Heidi Klum
Keira Knightley


Chicks I´m attracted to for some reason:
Terri Hatcher http://www3.wisteria-lane.net/Cast/teri%20hatcher.jpg
Kendra Wilkinson (the chick from the playboy mansion) http://cache.eonline.com/On/GirlsNextDoor2/MeetTheGirls/Images/meet_kendra.jpg
Jessica Simpson http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/bill7924/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/simpson_js087544.jpg.w300h449.jpg
Liz Hurley http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i296/starsdynro/liz_hurley_beach_press_7_big.jpg
Victoria Silverstedt http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Victoria-Silvstedt/Victoria-Silvstedt-14.JPG
Elin Nordregen (Tiger Wood´s wife) http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00232/elin_nordegren__kon_232595g.jpg

...oh man, I just wanna wack off now

 

[Mr. Unique]

Jessica simpson looks like a man all the time.

 

[piranha45]

jessica simpson isn't very hot to begin with, but that aside she HAS NO ASS.

I don't understand the hate for vida guerra. She could use a nosejob, but other than that I have no qualms with her.

I speculate that Scarlett J's problem is she has no boobs.


Keely Hazel that the one guy linked to... those breasts are ridiculous. I like grapefruits, not watermelons.