"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Outbreak Alert: Rare "Flesh-Eating" STD Reported In England

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Here's where I see the problem:

"The disease is effectively treated with antibiotics, therefore, developed countries have a very low incidence of donovanosis;"
(link)

"Every time you swallow a drug-based antibiotic, you cause significant harm to your digestive system by destroying the healthy bacteria in your gut."
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We've been having a resurgence of all these archaic diseases that have been nearly wiped out due to modern medicine. The main cause of this is people who tout that all-natural solutions are all you really need and that medicine and vaccinations are bad for you. Kids are getting diseases that most of us have forgotten about, like the measles. I've never known anybody who had the measles, but, the disease has been on the rise.

"Europe has seen a drastic rise in measles cases in the first half of this year."
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Oh fvck, there's Europe again. Hmmmm....

"It is a striking fact that complementary and alternative medicine (CAM) is now used by every other citizen of the European Union (EU) because more people are seeking natural and more gentle treatments, increasingly supporting integration of CAM within existing healthcare systems."
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That explains a lot.
 

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Here's where I see the problem:

"The disease is effectively treated with antibiotics, therefore, developed countries have a very low incidence of donovanosis;"
(link)

"Every time you swallow a drug-based antibiotic, you cause significant harm to your digestive system by destroying the healthy bacteria in your gut."
(link)

We've been having a resurgence of all these archaic diseases that have been nearly wiped out due to modern medicine. The main cause of this is people who tout that all-natural solutions are all you really need and that medicine and vaccinations are bad for you. Kids are getting diseases that most of us have forgotten about, like the measles. I've never known anybody who had the measles, but, the disease has been on the rise.

"Europe has seen a drastic rise in measles cases in the first half of this year."
(link)

Oh fvck, there's Europe again. Hmmmm....

"It is a striking fact that complementary and alternative medicine (CAM) is now used by every other citizen of the European Union (EU) because more people are seeking natural and more gentle treatments, increasingly supporting integration of CAM within existing healthcare systems."
(link)

That explains a lot.
Man, you have no idea. While it's not mainstream in the U.S., I know of a few people who think they are too cool to vaccinate their kids (funny enough, they are from California). My response is, "hey, have fun with diptheria".

Those same people will only shop at Whole Foods and spend tons of money on organic food, yet they still pump their kids full of sugar and chips.

People are stupid. They really are. Lost in their own egos and imaginations.
 

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True, but why do we need another STD? Can't they just UV everyone. That kills everything (I'm kidding of course).
 

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I just to my zithromiacin or z pack or whatever the hell it's called to clear up Chlamydia. I had no idea I had it, wonder how many girls I gave it to or who gave it to me. Or how long I've had it.

Glad my **** didn't rot off
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I just to my zithromiacin or z pack or whatever the hell it's called to clear up Chlamydia. I had no idea I had it, wonder how many girls I gave it to or who gave it to me. Or how long I've had it.

Glad my **** didn't rot off
Need to watch where you put your penis They have these things call condoms now. To go raw dog these days is unwise. However the Z-Pack should clear things up pretty fast. I wouldn't say anything about this to anyone in real life for legal reasons. As always, I am not a lawyer, but common sense would state nothing about this to anyone; even though it is a notifiable disease (I.E. logged and sent to the CDC by default).
 

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Probably burning while urinating or cvmming. The burning is so painful I don't know how he lasted.
He could be Asymptomatic. It really doesn't effect men that much aside from transmission. However, it really fvcks with women. Just dangerous these days to raw dog. Most people nowadays either do not get tested or lie anyway. So, aways use protection. It's just foolish not too. Especially when HIV is on the rise. If a bytch gave me HIV, I would would shoot her. I'm dead anyway. It's one of the reasons why I've stopped giving oral. I do miss it some times though.. Sigh.
 

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He could be Asymptomatic. It really doesn't effect men that much aside from transmission. However, it really fvcks with women. Just dangerous these days to raw dog. Most people nowadays either do not get tested or lie anyway. So, aways use protection. It's just foolish not too. Especially when HIV is on the rise. If a bytch gave me HIV, I would would shoot her. I'm dead anyway. It's one of the reasons why I've stopped giving oral. I do miss it some times though.. Sigh.
I've gotten chlamydia twice. It was unmistakable PAIN. I held my urine until the doc gave me pain meds because the pain was leg wobbling.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I had the same burning when I ended up with HSV-2. The first doctor gave me the pills for chlamydia and gonorrhoea which did absolutely nothing. I had absolutely no clue what I had until about a month later when a sore finally showed up.

To settle the burning, I had some Naproxyn left over from some dental work. It worked pretty well.
 

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I've gotten chlamydia twice. It was unmistakable PAIN. I held my urine until the doc gave me pain meds because the pain was leg wobbling.
I had the same burning when I ended up with HSV-2. The first doctor gave me the pills for chlamydia and gonorrhoea which did absolutely nothing. I had absolutely no clue what I had until about a month later when a sore finally showed up.

To settle the burning, I had some Naproxyn left over from some dental work. It worked pretty well.
Ehh, sorry bro. Need to wrap that sh!t up w/o a STD screen. Men take some crazy risks for pvssy sometimes.
 

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Ehh, sorry bro. Need to wrap that sh!t up w/o a STD screen. Men take some crazy risks for pvssy sometimes.
Are these Japanese ultra thin condoms really that dominant for feel and safety? I think you posted that.
 

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Are these Japanese ultra thin condoms really that dominant for feel and safety? I think you posted that.
They are the closest thing to no condom you can get. They say that they've all been machine tested like a 1000 times before being packaged. Feels better than the lambskin (I had to use those with a few who said they were allergic to latex and ploy condoms). However, as with any condom, use some lube in and on the tip (as recommended by most condom manufacturers). Now, if you are going into her butt, then I cannot say they will not rip (no lube in a woman's butt). However, none have ever ripped in a woman's vag with me for this brand. I also take the condom off and finish on her butt, chest, boobs or face; depending on my mood. ;'p

In a weird way, I think they like that more than a man ejaculating in the condom.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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They are the closest thing to no condom you can get. They say that they've all been machine tested like a 1000 times before being packaged. Feels better than the lambskin (I had to use those with a few who said they were allergic to latex and ploy condoms). However, as with any condom, use some lube in and on the tip (as recommended by most condom manufacturers). Now, if you are going into her butt, then I cannot say they will not rip (no lube in a woman's butt). However, none have ever ripped in a woman's vag with me for this brand. I also take the condom off and finish on her butt, chest, boobs or face; depending on my mood. ;'p

In a weird way, I think they like that more than a man ejaculating in the condom.
Id take it off too and finish where I'd like.
 

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Not these. They transmit heat nicely. Women seem to like them as well. More than a few told me it doesn't feel like fvcking a bag. Lol.
Have you tried the "Magnum bareskin". It's supposed to be their ultra thin model. How does it compare?
 

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Ehh, sorry bro. Need to wrap that sh!t up w/o a STD screen. Men take some crazy risks for pvssy sometimes.
Every pvssy is a risk. A condom doesn't always protect against HSV-2. I get outbreaks on my ass sometimes. If she's got one on her ass that you don't know about and you rub up against her, you can get it too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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